What was the funniest thing ever said to you by an escort or otherwise?

[Alec Horan]

Im delighted for u at how readily u were able to find that pic, was it in ure favourites

No, but I bet its in yours now !

[Westsidex]

I understand - Always have your back to him I suppose......................

Alec ,with all due respect to your love of male porn, i sincerely ask that the topic does not become a 200 page dialog about myself and bers previous affair. Ber needs to live with my rejection .

Westside.

[the good guy]

i was with a lady a few weeks back and when i got inside i was freezing cause it was nippy outside and she said i looked really cold and she would warm me up!! When i stripped off she looked down at my willy and looked back up and said to me " darn it must be really cold out there" lol i said dont worry it gets alot bigger and she said " i hope so" ha ha i found it really funny