Had a date with an escort recently where i felt i was missing something.Walking home from the encounter i tried to put it together.It wasnt that the room was dimly lit with candles,or that her striptease was arkward[god bless her she could just have no rythmn]it wasnt because she had false boobs thats pretty common nowadays,it could be because she had large hands but then the penny dropped has i rubbed my burning cheek,she was a very aggressive kisser which left me with the hint of beard rash.......i just had sex with a post op TV....