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    Default and the penny finally drops.......

    Had a date with an escort recently where i felt i was missing something.Walking home from the encounter i tried to put it together.It wasnt that the room was dimly lit with candles,or that her striptease was arkward[god bless her she could just have no rythmn]it wasnt because she had false boobs thats pretty common nowadays,it could be because she had large hands but then the penny dropped has i rubbed my burning cheek,she was a very aggressive kisser which left me with the hint of beard rash.......i just had sex with a post op TV....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    Had a date with an escort recently where i felt i was missing something.Walking home from the encounter i tried to put it together.It wasnt that the room was dimly lit with candles,or that her striptease was arkward[god bless her she could just have no rythmn]it wasnt because she had false boobs thats pretty common nowadays,it could be because she had large hands but then the penny dropped has i rubbed my burning cheek,she was a very aggressive kisser which left me with the hint of beard rash.......i just had sex with a post op TV....

    Did you leave a review? Cant wait to read this one....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    Had a date with an escort recently where i felt i was missing something.Walking home from the encounter i tried to put it together.It wasnt that the room was dimly lit with candles,or that her striptease was arkward[god bless her she could just have no rythmn]it wasnt because she had false boobs thats pretty common nowadays,it could be because she had large hands but then the penny dropped has i rubbed my burning cheek,she was a very aggressive kisser which left me with the hint of beard rash.......i just had sex with a post op TV....
    HaHA

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    But . . . Was it good for you?
    ************NO LONGER PROVIDING ESCORT SERVICE**********************

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    Fuck!!! It's not April fool yet is it?

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    Nope didnt leave a review dont really know how to considering i just paid money to have sex with an exguy,struggling with my sexuality ,so firmly pondering my feelings in a locked closet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    Nope didnt leave a review dont really know how to considering i just paid money to have sex with an exguy,struggling with my sexuality ,so firmly pondering my feelings in a locked closet
    Go over to the other site and tell Jackpot, he'll write a review for ye

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    Go over to the other site and tell Jackpot, he'll write a review for ye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ric Hardgear View Post
    Nope didnt leave a review dont really know how to considering i just paid money to have sex with an exguy,struggling with my sexuality ,so firmly pondering my feelings in a locked closet
    At least name and shame, save some other poor sod the same experience.....its not wrong as long as you didn't enjoy it... you didn't did you?

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    Aaaarrrgghh!!

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