Its a two horse race

[JAMESCORK]

REVIEWS HORSE RACE Line up :

In lane 1: Black cat
In lane 2: Bare Belly
In lane 3: Silk Panties
In lane 4: Conscience
In lane 5: Jockey Shorts
In lane 6: Clean Sheets
In lane 7: Thighs
In lane 8: Mr. Fussy
In lane 9: Heavy Bosom
In lane 10: Merry Cherry

AND THEY'RE OFF!
Conscience is left behind at the gate.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Black cat is caught between Thighs and Mr. Fussy is in a dangerous
spot.

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:
It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Mr. Fussy is pushing in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Black cat and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Mr. Fussy.

AT THE STRETCH:
Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
Bare Belly is making a final push.
Mr. Fussy is in and Black cat is coming.

AT THE FINISH:
It's Mr. Fussy giving everything he's got and Black cat takes
everything Mr. Fussy has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Mr. Fussy comes through with one final
thrust
and wins by a head...
Bare Belly shows...
Thighs weakens...
Heavy Bosom pulls up...
and Clean Sheets never had a chance.

Well done Mr F.

[Reggie]

Sheer brill chap , well done.
Your compilation was it ?

[cavanman]

Lazarus ....?

[JAMESCORK]

Sheer brill chap , well done.
Your compilation was it ?

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story..... my dad always says this....

[JasonK]

Brillant good one!!

[BLACK CAT]

Congratulations on reaching the top of the charts, Mr Fussy! Well done! Hope you got some of them to wear the gloves!

[MrFussy]

Fair play James...gifted in analogies as well as reviews:-)
BC thanks, I'm not top, but at the rate I punt/review it will happen but don't know if I want to be or not, cheers anyways:-)

[JAMESCORK]

No prob Fussy. And I have no doubt that you will be head honcho in a matter of hours. But just to close this thread, I am confident in my affiliations with a number of our mutual escorts that you are a true gentleman. Some guys are strictly punters, some are women pleasers. You are a legend in the latter. Respect Mr. Fussy.

[JAMESCORK]

I think I should have Included MILF Hunter in this race, cos with 13 reviews so far this month he is coming up fast on the outside, Wow whats goining on in punterland.