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    Talking Tips for stronger Ejectulations

    The best part of been with a escort is that exquisite moment of ejectulation, that is the point of no return, the point where all those millions of buzzing sperm inside your balls, along with all your loose pre cum, male hormones, and other sexual liquids begin that short but highly enjoyable feeling (for you!) along the lenght of your penis, and into, or onto whatever part of your female that your cock is pointing in.
    There are few sensations in life more pleasureable than this, so lets look at a few ways in which even this can be improved on, say in the format of a simple, idiot proof, combat instruction manual !

    Section 1 Know your equipment!

    The penis is essentially a muscle, and like any muscle, if kept well trained and conditioned, it will function longer during physical actitivity (in this case sex with a female) therefore your cock should be exercised for an hour or so, at least twice a week. Develope a penis training regime. Masturbate your cock to erection at least twice a week, I usually get a good pornographic magazine, use plenty of lubrication, wank yourself to the point of ejeculation, but DO NOT cum! Stop, breath deeply, Relax the penis, allow the erection to subside, then start again. Have several long wanks without Cummimg. Continue this process for at least an hour, you will enjoy the slow emission of pre cum, if you do ejectulate accidentally, just relax and enjoy it, and learn for next time.
    While at work or out in public, you can exercise your PC muscle, your PC muscle is the muscle you use to stop yourself from peeing, but you can exercise it anywhere- A strong PC muscle can strenghten your erection AND strenghten your ejectulatory contractions. Tighten your PC for 10 seconds, then release it, you can do this countless times througout the day, do it each time a attractive girl in a skirt passes you!
    Also dont neglect general fitness, it cant be easy for your lady beneath you if your large beer belly is also on top of her. Exercise well, stay in shape, you will be able to manhandle her easier in bed if you are strong, and you yourself can be more energetic beneath the sheets! You wont have to stop thrusting your cock into her because you have to due to exhaustion, only when you want to!

    Section 2 Fail to prepare- Prepare to fail!



    So lets say your equipment is by now beginning to attain combat fitness, now its time to look at our ammunition. The Ammo is your baby jizz, but lets be formal here, We ll call it by its proper term- Sperm! Now Sperm is continnualy produced in your balls, a sort of 24 hour factory shop employing immigrants, it never closes! And if this Sperm is not expelled from the body within about 10 days, it is sadly, reabsorbed back into the body ( What a Waste ).
    While, at the same time, if you somehow cum every single day, then your ejectulations dont have time to build sufficent volume for the maximun potential intensifiying enjoyment, and your penis muscles, after your sex workout, dont have time to enlarge (and strenghten). Oh yes. fellow escort punters, with spunking your sperm, absense really does make make your cock feel fonder! Bear in mind also that like any athlete, you should have a balanced diet, dont live on junk food, eat real food. Junk food equals junk spunk, Real food equals Real Spunk!
    So, to summerise, good fuel for your equipment and I would suggest that ideally you should plan to fire your sperm juice in a time frame of 3 - 9 days, no more, or less. Whatever suits your lifestyle within this timeframe.

    Section 3 The good bit-Ejectulating!



    Okay, like Rocky, you have trained hard, and your big day is between 48 or 24 hours away, all muscles are fit and strong, your balls are literally bursting with over 300 million spermozoa (the average full tank of a male abstained for 3 days). Time now to tank up with water.
    Cum is mostly water in its heavy mass, so start to drink plenty of water no less than 24 hours before meeting your female, and I mean water, or something similier, I myself prefer flavoured water, Lime or Lemon, but take whatever you prefer, and DONT drink alcohol, that will only dehydrate you, putting to waste all your preparation to date.
    And as you get ever closer to your planned Ejectulation its time to pick your escort, lets keep it simple, a young escort? or maybe a mature escort ? each has her merits, the young escort, soft, youthfull, limber, many sex positions possible? Or the mature escort, Experienced, maybe teach you a kinky thing or two, a veteran of prehaps thousands of ejectulations with guys, The choice is yours . . . . . .enjoy your ejectulation!
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    Default The site is missing stuff like this,

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    Really good advices from Dick Spunk. I do myself regular exercises as well as PC exercises and it really helps in controling ejaculation or keeping hard a long time....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    The best part of been with a escort is that exquisite moment of ejectulation, that is the point of no return, the point where all those millions of buzzing sperm inside your balls, along with all your loose pre cum, male hormones, and other sexual liquids begin that short but highly enjoyable feeling (for you!) along the lenght of your penis, and into, or onto whatever part of your female that your cock is pointing in.
    There are few sensations in life more pleasureable than this, so lets look at a few ways in which even this can be improved on, say in the format of a simple, idiot proof, combat instruction manual !

    Section 1 Know your equipment!

    The penis is essentially a muscle, and like any muscle, if kept well trained and conditioned, it will function longer during physical actitivity (in this case sex with a female) therefore your cock should be exercised for an hour or so, at least twice a week. Develope a penis training regime. Masturbate your cock to erection at least twice a week, I usually get a good pornographic magazine, use plenty of lubrication, wank yourself to the point of ejeculation, but DO NOT cum! Stop, breath deeply, Relax the penis, allow the erection to subside, then start again. Have several long wanks without Cummimg. Continue this process for at least an hour, you will enjoy the slow emission of pre cum, if you do ejectulate accidentally, just relax and enjoy it, and learn for next time.
    While at work or out in public, you can exercise your PC muscle, your PC muscle is the muscle you use to stop yourself from peeing, but you can exercise it anywhere- A strong PC muscle can strenghten your erection AND strenghten your ejectulatory contractions. Tighten your PC for 10 seconds, then release it, you can do this countless times througout the day, do it each time a attractive girl in a skirt passes you!
    Also dont neglect general fitness, it cant be easy for your lady beneath you if your large beer belly is also on top of her. Exercise well, stay in shape, you will be able to manhandle her easier in bed if you are strong, and you yourself can be more energetic beneath the sheets! You wont have to stop thrusting your cock into her because you have to due to exhaustion, only when you want to!

    Section 2 Fail to prepare- Prepare to fail!



    So lets say your equipment is by now beginning to attain combat fitness, now its time to look at our ammunition. The Ammo is your baby jizz, but lets be formal here, We ll call it by its proper term- Sperm! Now Sperm is continnualy produced in your balls, a sort of 24 hour factory shop employing immigrants, it never closes! And if this Sperm is not expelled from the body within about 10 days, it is sadly, reabsorbed back into the body ( What a Waste ).
    While, at the same time, if you somehow cum every single day, then your ejectulations dont have time to build sufficent volume for the maximun potential intensifiying enjoyment, and your penis muscles, after your sex workout, dont have time to enlarge (and strenghten). Oh yes. fellow escort punters, with spunking your sperm, absense really does make make your cock feel fonder! Bear in mind also that like any athlete, you should have a balanced diet, dont live on junk food, eat real food. Junk food equals junk spunk, Real food equals Real Spunk!
    So, to summerise, good fuel for your equipment and I would suggest that ideally you should plan to fire your sperm juice in a time frame of 3 - 9 days, no more, or less. Whatever suits your lifestyle within this timeframe.

    Section 3 The good bit-Ejectulating!



    Okay, like Rocky, you have trained hard, and your big day is between 48 or 24 hours away, all muscles are fit and strong, your balls are literally bursting with over 300 million spermozoa (the average full tank of a male abstained for 3 days). Time now to tank up with water.
    Cum is mostly water in its heavy mass, so start to drink plenty of water no less than 24 hours before meeting your female, and I mean water, or something similier, I myself prefer flavoured water, Lime or Lemon, but take whatever you prefer, and DONT drink alcohol, that will only dehydrate you, putting to waste all your preparation to date.
    And as you get ever closer to your planned Ejectulation its time to pick your escort, lets keep it simple, a young escort? or maybe a mature escort ? each has her merits, the young escort, soft, youthfull, limber, many sex positions possible? Or the mature escort, Experienced, maybe teach you a kinky thing or two, a veteran of prehaps thousands of ejectulations with guys, The choice is yours . . . . . .enjoy your ejectulation!
    Imagine if you took a Viagra hahah

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    Also try an elastic band stretched a few times around the base. and istread of lube use vicks. bbj

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    Default say what ?

    its ejaculation surely

    am i missing something ?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation

    look at the video on wiki.

    no hands. i am impressed
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    My fellow Punters.
    Thanks for all the views on this thread.
    Keep up the work for improving your ejectulations - its one huge advantage that we have over the fairer sex of our species! Its what makes us males!
    I am currently at work- HARD work developing new training methods to improve, even further, the strenght of your cum shots, I hope to reveal these methods to all of you soon!
    I do this HARD work because I care for all of you- my dear loving fellow punters!
    (AND BECAUSE ITS GOOD FUCKING RESEARCH!).
    Meanwhile - a little picture for all of you, of a sweet female in a mini skirt.
    Remember Summer is almost here, and very soon the mini skirts will be out in force!
    So get ready for them, make sure your penis will be strong!
    As strong as your ejectulations!
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    Masturbate to the point of ejaculation and then not cum?

    I tried that a number of times before.... unsuccessfully.

    I think we can all agree that the worst feeling in the world is when you're trying to cum and can't.

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    Stick this in some birds mouth and try not to cum 7 times and then let her have it, mind you don't slip up afterwards just in case she doesn't swallow it all and the floors slippery.


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    I still read this myself every once in a while . . .
    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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