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    Exclamation Experienced Punter Dead (probably)

    seen as the miserable old scrote is now absent for 11 days at this stage i think it probable that he has killed himself in some kinky sex game like yer man david carradine from kung fu.

    I reckon the mods should add an R.I.P after his username and retire his handle like they do for baseball stars in the US when they retire.

    should we not have a memorial service for him

    i would like to propose an epitaph for his gravestone

    'worst epitaph ever'

    could it really be anything else


    p.s. who gets his knicker collection ?
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    They're still dredging the river, Alec. Without a corpse he's only missing.

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    Ill bet he is hiding in the Ann Summers stockroom having the time of his life with all their knickers
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    Either that or the Clarion's rooftop door has swung shut in the wind behind him and he can't get back in

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    Either that or the Clarion's rooftop door has swung shut in the wind behind him and he can't get back in
    And bring a cornedbeef sambo with you, he's probably starving by now.............
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    That could be dangerous. It's been 11 days - if he's that hungry he'll have eaten off his own cock by now.

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    Na, he'll have long since pulled that off due to boredom before he got hungry...........
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    I warned Ex P of the pressure of running the comps here. I warned him that only a very unique individual could run them without cracking under the strain. If only Ex P had listened.

    may he rest in peace,
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    I really hope he is alive and in good health

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    He could have passed away on the job.......or on a very long punt.

    If not....


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