Not a review....

[Last time]

Was in a hotel a few weeks back and got the room number of the girl in question. Got out of the lift and the corridor was clear. No cleaners...good start.
Went to the door and knocked lightly. Just as I did 3 guys walked out of the next door. Rather than looking dodgy I stood my ground, comfortable in the fact that they were young French guys and that even if they did know what I was up to...so what?
Knocked again hoping for a quick entry.
However one of the Frenchies forgot something so went back into their room leaving the others standing outside chatting.
I gently knocked again but still no answer. I thought she might have heard all the voices and was waiting for them to go away. Eventually the little fuckers left and I knocked again.

Waiting there seemed like an eternity. Then....the door opened slowly and a head peered around it.

Well it must have been the uglyist thing I have seen in a long time. Short hair with no paticular style. Puckered face with a big nose and no real way of telling what age. No way was I going in. Then it dawned on me that it was not actually a female. It looked like a guy who had just been woken up!! That is probably because that is exacly what it was....poor sod...no wonder it took 4 knocks!

I appologised and said sorry, wrong room and walked away trying to keep my face straight!

[Dirty Harry]

Was in a hotel a few weeks back and got the room number of the girl in question. Got out of the lift and the corridor was clear. No cleaners...good start.
Went to the door and knocked lightly. Just as I did 3 guys walked out of the next door. Rather than looking dodgy I stood my ground, comfortable in the fact that they were young French guys and that even if they did know what I was up to...so what?
Knocked again hoping for a quick entry.
However one of the Frenchies forgot something so went back into their room leaving the others standing outside chatting.
I gently knocked again but still no answer. I thought she might have heard all the voices and was waiting for them to go away. Eventually the little fuckers left and I knocked again.

Waiting there seemed like an eternity. Then....the door opened slowly and a head peered around it.

Well it must have been the uglyist thing I have seen in a long time. Short hair with no paticular style. Puckered face with a big nose and no real way of telling what age. No way was I going in. Then it dawned on me that it was not actually a female. It looked like a guy who had just been woken up!! That is probably because that is exacly what it was....poor sod...no wonder it took 4 knocks!

I appologised and said sorry, wrong room and walked away trying to keep my face straight!

that was i bit of a nightmare for sure but i got a great laugh from it LOL

[thehighwayman]

So did you find the right room eventually and see the escort or did that put you off?

That's always something you worry about that you knock on the wrong door.

[Last time]

So did you find the right room eventually and see the escort or did that put you off?

That's always something you worry about that you knock on the wrong door.

I was on the wrong floor so proceeded to the right floor and right room.
Was a bit more impressed with the head this time so I parted with my dosh.
But then...she steped into the wardrobe. I shit you not! She stayed in there for what seemed like 5 minutes! She wasn't on the phone or getting changed or anything. Left me wondering if there was a secret door that she had done a runner through!
When she eventually came out and I moved in she was very standoffish.
No Engllish...except No kiss...no touch. She took control (not in a nice way).
Her mood was not good (she must have left her happy one in the wardrobe) and that turned me off completely so said I was leaving and that was what I did....yes with cash refunded...

P.S. Profile not up any more to write a review although I probably wouldn't anyway as it could have been a bad day for her and we all have those now and again....

[Quarterpoundher]

But then...she steped into the wardrobe. I shit you not! She stayed in there for what seemed like 5 minutes!

You have to watch out for those escorts from Narnia, they tend to do that a lot