A very important message for everyone

[Westsidex]

Dont buy a Spar firelog.

they dont fuckin light,
Westside.

[Mousey]

Convert to oil, you inner city knack

[Westsidex]

Convert to oil, you inner city knack

i have oil but dont bother using it. I prefer an open fire as long as im around to watch it.

you tattood rodent,
Westside.

[Mousey]

Yeah, it'd be:

"Do you smell burning rubber?"

[Westsidex]

mousie just think of having sensual sex by the fire my skin glowing and you licking me all over

mmmm i need a fire

Now what has this got to do with spar firelogs?

ill kick you all over,
Westside.

[westcorklad]

Dont buy a Spar firelog.

they dont fuckin light,
Westside.

Heres a tip.
With a poker or something similar gouge a small hole in the top of the firelog then place a piece of paper in the hole and light it.This should do the trick.

Coming soon:
How to Correctly Use a Teabag.

[Westsidex]

Yeah, it'd be:

"Do you smell burning rubber?"

Humpty Dumpty was pushed,
Westside.

[Westsidex]

Heres a tip.
With a poker or something similar gouge a small hole in the top of the firelog then place a piece of paper in the hole and light it.This should do the trick.

Coming soon:
How to Correctly Use a Teabag.

Thanks for the tip,
Westside.

[Mousey]

dam mousie how the hell did your cock catch fire

I'm hot

[westcorklad]

Thanks for the tip,
Westside.

Glad to be of help