Question?

**rover** · 06-03-10, 00:22

If Bear Grylls got hold of an escort, would he shag her or would he eat her?

**Noah** · 06-03-10, 00:59

if it was in the wilderness and he was trying to survive then he would eat her, if he was in his hotel room after a good steak dinner and some wine he would definitely eat her , either way she'd get eaten.

i'm great outdoors , tell your friends

**rover** · 06-03-10, 12:15

Originally Posted by Noah

if it was in the wilderness and he was trying to survive then he would eat her, if he was in his hotel room after a good steak dinner and some wine he would definitely eat her , either way she'd get eaten.

i'm great outdoors , tell your friends

The escort is taking no chances, she doesn't want to be eaten, but she is interested in doing half an hour of face sitting, but she'll let him bake for an hour so he wont try and eat her arse.

**Quarterpoundher** · 06-03-10, 12:28

Does she provide the shovel Rover or is that classed as specialist equipment and extra charge?

**rover** · 06-03-10, 12:43

Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher

Does she provide the shovel Rover or is that classed as specialist equipment and extra charge?

After the Bear paying 250 for an hour, he was disgusted at being charged 50 extra for the shovel

That didn't go as planned.

**Derry Rose** · 06-03-10, 09:51

Originally Posted by rover

If Bear Grylls got hold of an escort, would he shag her or would he eat her?

He's man is'nt he ...shag her !

**Quarterpoundher** · 06-03-10, 10:52

He'd probably dance a jig as if he came across an Escort in the bush (sorry) then he'd know he can't be to far from a hotel as they do seem to be the natural habitat of these elusive wild creatures of the night. (or between 10am - 10pm give or take)

**father.ted** · 06-03-10, 11:09

Originally Posted by rover

If Bear Grylls got hold of an escort, would he shag her or would he eat her?

Dear God please have some respect for the man and his family.
He is married with three sons. JESSE, MARMADUKE and HUCKLEBERRY .
" Shagging" Escorts is not something he would wish to be associated with I am sure.Tut tut.

**Quarterpoundher** · 06-03-10, 11:17

Originally Posted by father.ted

" Shagging" Escorts is not something he would wish to be associated with I am sure.Tut tut.

So I take from that Father that the Vatican is taking the position that he should eat her?

**father.ted** · 06-03-10, 11:23

Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher

So I take from that Father that the Vatican is taking the position that he should eat her?

Well from the Apolistic viewpoint , rigorous Cunnilingus is a mild form of Cannibalism.
And I suppose one womans "meat" is another mans "poison".
So chew on that Mr.Q

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