Thanks for taking one for the team guys ...

[WhenLoveComesToTown]

My dog's got me out of a sticky situation recently.

I'd successfully got a girl I was chatting up to come back to mine for a "coffee" after the pub!!
I popped open a bottle of wine and we chatted for a while and then it happened .......

... cramps ... Oouch! ... fart cramps ... They were so bad I was afraid to get up cause one little move and BANG! ... seconds felt like minutes ... I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying ... clenching my ass cheeks as hard as I could ... but I couldn't keep holding it in ... low and behold it eventually made its way out ... A nasty silent but violent fart!

I was fucking horrified ... but thinking quickly I got up and gave out to the dogs blaming them on it ... "BOLD DOGS!!!"

Man's best friend ... indeed!
Also useful for cleaning up spills and fetching the TV remote

[Westsidex]

My dog's got me out of a sticky situation recently.

I'd successfully got a girl I was chatting up to come back to mine for a "coffee" after the pub!!
I popped open a bottle of wine and we chatted for a while and then it happened .......

... cramps ... Oouch! ... fart cramps ... They were so bad I was afraid to get up cause one little move and BANG! ... seconds felt like minutes ... I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying ... clenching my ass cheeks as hard as I could ... but I couldn't keep holding it in ... low and behold it eventually made its way out ... A nasty silent but violent fart!

I was fucking horrified ... but thinking quickly I got up and gave out to the dogs blaming them on it ... "BOLD DOGS!!!"

Man's best friend ... indeed!
Also useful for cleaning up spills and fetching the TV remote

you have it easy. My dog farted once and i got blamed for it.

birds hibernated that night,
Westside.

[rover]

you have it easy. My dog farted once and i got blamed for it.

birds hibernated that night,
Westside.

Dogs don't fart.

[Dirty Harry]

My dog's got me out of a sticky situation recently.

I'd successfully got a girl I was chatting up to come back to mine for a "coffee" after the pub!!
I popped open a bottle of wine and we chatted for a while and then it happened .......

... cramps ... Oouch! ... fart cramps ... They were so bad I was afraid to get up cause one little move and BANG! ... seconds felt like minutes ... I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying ... clenching my ass cheeks as hard as I could ... but I couldn't keep holding it in ... low and behold it eventually made its way out ... A nasty silent but violent fart!

I was fucking horrified ... but thinking quickly I got up and gave out to the dogs blaming them on it ... "BOLD DOGS!!!"

Man's best friend ... indeed!
Also useful for cleaning up spills and fetching the TV remote

fucking brilliant the poor dog always gets the blame they come in handy alright how did you reward the dog a tin of chum for the next event perhaps or should i say when the dog vents again when you are in female company

[pablo_23]

Anyone noticed that long silent farts are the most smelly ones