Cheryl Cole

[Alec Horan]

How do we Cheryl Cole isn't a prima donna at home who won't iron the shirts, put on the dishwasher, make a bed, cook a meal, or give a blowjob to completion? Poor Ashley might have been driven into the arms of those skanks by Cherly's wannabe superstar behaviour

at last - the voice of reason

[Alec Horan]

and whose to say he isnt GAY and his PR people are covering it up !!

He's not gay if he's only into trannies.........

[thehighwayman]

I read a few days ago that Chelsea were either going to fine him or transfer him. Surely that wouldn't be fair even though he is a bollox. Shouldn't JT get the same treatment?

Theres no danger of her going back to him if they win the World Cup because their not going to win it. Surely not the semi finals again against the Germans

To complete the hat trick of infidelities wouldn't it be funny if Rooney started seen escorts again and get found out

[Grimlock2081]

well at least at this stage everyone can agree that chelsea players are all scumbags

[FeelTheRhythm]

!!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

Cheryl Cole is to try her hand at being an escort in Ireland. Her PR man says she is starting next Monday.

Apparently, she is only going to charge €80 an hour to give something back to the people.....


Extras included OWO, CIM, A-Levels, Face Sitting, Russian and for those who like something REALLY hardcore she'll attempt singing something to you (sounds painful)



.....you heard it here first.



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