I'm done with escorts. When their good, it's great but when their bad it can be really fucking terrible.

The worst is handing your money over to someone who then turns sour. I've met a few escorts where I knew I was going to have a crap service but I've yet to have a single request to leave and get my money back which was responded with anything other than NO! or fuck off. It's ridiculous to hand over 100 euro and get a loose, unmoving doll in return. I'm not the type of guy who can fuck someone who obviously isn't into it. When I meet a bad escort I feel like I'm paying for the privilege of jacking off in their less than enjoyable company.

If I wanted a quick, robotic fuck I could buy a fleshlight for the same price. That would probably be tighter and not as depressing.

Until Ireland regulates the industry. The Gardai stop raiding independent escorts who give a great service and love their job, and get to work on kicking out the pimps and trafficked girls. And escorts come with a money back guarantee, I will no longer be partaking in their services.