Fucksake. I went into a bank after work today to take out my punting money for next week. Up to the woman I goes, smiled politely and told her I wanted to withdraw some money from my current account. I spent the next ten minutes engaged in a rigmarole with her because it wasn't my local branch.

Oh, you opened your account in another branch.
Have you got any identification on you?
Do you know exactly how much is in your account?

I mean, for fucksake. It's my cunting money, just hand it the fuck over and stop acting stupid. Why do banks make it so difficult to get your hands on your own money anyway? It's pure bullshit having to have your salary paid electronically - I'd much prefer a lump of cash that I could keep a closer eye on