Looking for a TS on behalf of Alec Horan
Last night in the chatroom, board regular Alec Horan finally confessed his sexual attraction for transsexuals. So, I am here to put the call out to all T-girls - if you fancy 'breaking in' a first-timer, then Alec is your man. PM him ASAP before he loses his nerve.
The proof is thusly transcribed. Another witness was the delectable Dolly Darling, and there were a few more lads in the chatroom last night who were probably too flabbergasted to say anything.
DOLLY: La la la la la la la la laaaaaaaah...
ALEC: Do you think trannies give good blowjobs?
MOUSE: I don't know. Did you see Porto's second goal? Fucksake, what was up with that?
ALEC: Yeah. And do you think trannies like dealing with first timers?
MOUSE: I don't know. I hate the Arse but that was a kick in the balls. I mean, that Hansen cunt needs his licence taken off him by FIFA.
DOLLY: Oregano mixed with sheep spit mixed with bellybutton fluff promotes good bowel movements!
ALEC: Yeah. And a tranny won't be active unless I ask, right?
MOUSE: I don't kno - WHAT?
ALEC: Huh?
MOUSE: Unless you ask?
DOLLY: Goblin your food is bad for your elf! Tee he he he he!
ALEC: Oh, I meant "unless asked". Unless asked. That's all. Won't be active unless asked.
MOUSE: Why are you always going on about trannies lately anyway?
ALEC: What do you mean?
MOUSE: Blowjobs this, tranny dicks that. Maybe you need to have a wee chat with Ric or Gooner.
DOLLY: The President just called. He wants a blowjob. So I'll come to Ireland next week!
ALEC: Yeah, I suppose so. No point in pretending I'm not. Be open to new experiences and all, eh Mousey?
MOUSE: Errr, sure. New experiences.
ALEC: It's not that I'm gay or anything, but tranny cock really turns me on.
MOUSE: Alright.
ALEC: So I'm going to get one right now, make a booking, and satisfy my lust!
MOUSE: Alright, alright.
ALEC: My first time blowing a cock, I can't wait!
MOUSE: Jesus, Alec, keep it to yourself...
DOLLY: Every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle in the universe with a force which is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.
ALEC / MOUSE: What?
Moderator's comment: It would seem that this is not an actual chat log, but rather the product of mousey's fertile little imagination. Great dialogue mousey!
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