Fuck the lotto ,its all in your loft.

[Quarterpoundher]

I really hope Elvis has not been hiding in Wests attic all these years.

[creeeeeakk]

[click from lightswitch]

"YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HOU......"

[Faint followed by Thump]

West has left the building...

[capt.pugwash]

Was talking to a guy i know today and he said he was cleaning out a part of his tent today and found old toys. He said that some of them might be worth decent money now as in collectors items. He mentioned the old stars wars stuff could be a collectors item. Im ascending the loft of Westville one of these days in search for my missing fortune. If you dont hear of me its because im stuck up there and can no longer get down again.

have you some dosh up the loft?
Westside.

Yaaaarrrrr , the Cap`n here,some time ago now. heard of "hidden treasure " , secreted in attics.
He thought he`d found a long lost relic and laboriously removed , cleaned and
transported the rather large rusty object down to the Antique Roads Show ,which
was visiting the locality.
He awaited the "Experts" valuation in great excited anticipation, only to hear -----
"There is`nt much demand for old water-tanks these days Sir."