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Thread: Alec Horan Sexual Enterprises Present for 40 days only

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    Default Alec Horan Sexual Enterprises Present for 40 days only

    Alec Horan is available for no holds barred sexual perversions for the entire period of Lent.

    Willing to Travel and can accomodate.

    All prices to be haggled.

    Please PM me .

    Females preferred but will just about do anything if the price is right.
    Last edited by Alec Horan; 16-02-10 at 20:24. Reason: i was a naughty boy and broke the rules

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    That's great Alec.......we don't get many advertising threads that we can do watersports on these days.

    By the way, any special introductory offers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alec Horan View Post
    Alec Horan is available for no holds barred sexual perversions for the entire period of Lent.

    Willing to Travel and can accomodate.

    All prices to be haggled.

    Please PM me .

    Females preferred but will just about do anything if the price is right.
    Anything? Are you sure... what about 20 each..?
    I lend you a pair of wellies for an extra 10.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Epsilon View Post
    Anything? Are you sure... what about 20 each..?
    I lend you a pair of wellies for an extra 10.....


    I've done worse !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alec Horan View Post
    I've done worse !

    Why does that not surprise me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alec Horan View Post
    Alec Horan is available for no holds barred sexual perversions for the entire period of Lent.

    Willing to Travel and can accomodate.

    All prices to be haggled.

    Please PM me .

    Females preferred but will just about do anything if the price is right.
    Only a few days left - My escort career ends this week - book now to avoid disappointment


    (or dont book to avoid even greater disappointment !!)

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    Shouldn't this be in "Escort advertisers"?

    I wonder if it'd be worth it to take out an advert just to get access to the private forums... *strokes chin*

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    Shouldn't this be in "Escort advertisers"?

    I wonder if it'd be worth it to take out an advert just to get access to the private forums... *strokes chin*
    It sure is..............if you want to get banned.................again............

    Unless you're looking to make a little extra pocket money............

    Big boy..............................................
    Advertising space available for hire, and reviews for sale, just call me....xxx

    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    I'm feeling a little uncomfortable with the smiley at the end that post Luther. Just don't lose control of yourself okay? Good man.

    What if we started up something like a Punter Committee? We would demand lower prices on our escorts, and if they didn't change we would do ourselves and not the escorts. We could have quotas that are reduced while the prices are too high and can go on all-out-strike if the prices remain too high.
    Last edited by nicegirlsarenice; 30-03-10 at 01:23.

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    it was initially posted in escortt advertisers but somebody thought the idea was a jape/joke/skit (How Insulting!).

    but seen as i have no power i must abandon myself to these dark and hidden corridors of power and accept their will.


    Feel Lucky that ye can post here by the way- because if it was in its rightful thread ye would be receiving the mother of all bollockings for posting on an escorts advert thread.

    now excuse me I'm off to do myself up for my fir....sorry next client. - Harumph !

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