Is it true that masturbation makes your dick bigger?

[Quarterpoundher]

LOL, are you the guy that phoned me a few days ago telling me you had a twelve incher and asking if I could handle that size?? ...Only joking!!

Errr no That was me. I rang you by accident, I thought I had rung the kennel home as I am going on vacation and needed my 12 pinchers taken care of...

http://dobermanpuppiesblog.com/files/dobe_litter.jpg

Damn!!! lost 3 of em again...

[Westsidex]

Ha Westie, if the man wants to show off his sexy new eyebrows, let him!

As for you QPH, you could be right. Damn it- I must be going deaf aswell as blind from all that DIY play / xx

Hes getting them waxed.

How do you wax eyeborws ensuring that they are still there later? If there is a way is it cheaper than getting a haircut?

I'll have massage ,happy ending and wax no1 around the sides plz,
Westside.

On the front of the Sunday World - the happy haircut.

[Ryzo]

Couldn't be true, I'd have a Linford Christie package if that was the case.

[rover]

97% of men masturbate the other 3% don't have arms....

97% of men masturbate the other 3% are liars.

[Quarterpoundher]

As for you QPH, you could be right. Damn it- I must be going deaf aswell as blind from all that DIY play / xx

Those hands free devices have some unexpected sideeffects Layla.. If the blood flow theory works I'd ease up or you'll end up like this



Imagine the door opening and she greets you... and god forbide you booked a strap on session before you found out

[Vladi]

Hes getting them waxed.

How do you wax eyebrows ensuring that they are still there later? .........................


Westside.

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They give you them on two strips of tape so you can show people

[Quarterpoundher]

Very funny QPH. I'm more concerned about going blind! Besides, I'm the total opposite of that lady, the only exercise I do is in this profession haha x

Imagine the ad profiles here if that wives tale were true



I do not reply to hidden brail texts

[rover]

That explains why my dick is 12" long and I'm going blind.

[Dirty Harry]

That explains why my dick is 12" long and I'm going blind.

thats not 12" you thundering eejit thats about 8"

[rover]

thats not 12" you thundering eejit thats about 8"

Wrong Harry, you'd better put your glasses on.