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    Default Where are the hunks gone ?

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    Not a sight nor sound of a bronzed brazilian or a sniff of a piece of prime british beef to seen since before xmas. I'm seriously thinking of taking my custom elsewhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auntie Pat View Post
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    Not a sight nor sound of a bronzed brazilian or a sniff of a piece of prime british beef to seen since before xmas. I'm seriously thinking of taking my custom elsewhere
    Yaaarrr, welcome to E-I 2110 Auntie Pat, are you back from touring ?
    Since you were last around most of the "hung up " Gay/Bi members have thankfully been
    evicted , so there is little interest here in Male Escorts anymore .
    We preciously need your subtle witty comments so please dont be a stranger to these
    boards.

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    Well said Kelly, what is this the 17th cent.
    Last edited by Quarterpoundher; 08-02-10 at 16:11.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    Thereis no need for homophobia captin
    Yaaarrrr, there is that need aboard my Ship,
    For the Cap`n dont want "Bunk-mates" as part of his Crew .
    Tis men of Iron I need at sea, for tis a harsh environment.
    There is no room fer luvvy dovey nancies ,
    It takes a straight man to steer a straight course,
    Or else we be going right up the Hudson (if you pardon the espression).

    The human race needs Homophobics for its survival.
    Just as it needs Fine Wenches as yer good self to keep Men as Men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    Thereis no need for homophobia captin
    We're both women of the world kcb we both know pirates like a jolly rodger

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    Quote Originally Posted by capt.pugwash View Post
    Yaaarrrr, there is that need aboard my Ship,
    For the Cap`n dont want "Bunk-mates" as part of his Crew .
    Tis men of Iron I need at sea, for tis a harsh environment.
    There is no room fer luvvy dovey nancies ,
    It takes a straight man to steer a straight course,
    Or else we be going right up the Hudson (if you pardon the espression).

    The human race needs Homophobics for its survival.
    Just as it needs Fine Wenches as yer good self to keep Men as Men.
    Is that Rock around the Cock.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    this place has gone to the dogs. only pirates and pooches. any real men around ? I got my pension and lookin to blow it

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    Quote Originally Posted by capt.pugwash View Post
    Yaaarrrr, there is that need aboard my Ship,
    For the Cap`n dont want "Bunk-mates" as part of his Crew .
    Tis men of Iron I need at sea, for tis a harsh environment.
    There is no room fer luvvy dovey nancies ,
    It takes a straight man to steer a straight course,
    Or else we be going right up the Hudson (if you pardon the espression).

    The human race needs Homophobics for its survival.
    Just as it needs Fine Wenches as yer good self to keep Men as Men.
    You need men with Iron at sea?

    Well I suppose on those long sea voyages those men may come in useful to you. What do the say any port in a storm. Ye can all have a Jolly Rodger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auntie Pat View Post
    this place has gone to the dogs. only pirates and pooches. any real men around ? I got my pension and lookin to blow it
    hi auntie pat is that really you in that picture you have a grand chin to rest a pair off balls on you can gum the bag of me how about spending your pension on harry callahan

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    Default Iv seen your crew you and your crew Captain

    They should surely do you while your away at sea ye are a match made in heaven





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