have a Date tonight!

[experienced punter]

I met a girl today a foreign girl followed her around the shop a little before saying Hello & telling her 'how wonderful u look today'() she was thrilled I was only telling the truth we exchanged numbers & are going to the pictures tonight! knob is shining arse is thoroughly washed just in case only negative is she has mad eyesbig ones too I have reservations but Wish me Luck anyway

[Dirty Harry]

I met a girl today a foreign girl followed her around the shop a little before saying Hello & telling her 'how wonderful u look today'() she was thrilled I was only telling the truth we exchanged numbers & are going to the pictures tonight! knob is shining arse is thoroughly washed just in case only negative is she has mad eyesbig ones too I have reservations but Wish me Luck anyway

best of luck to you just make sure you wear your underpants and not ladies knickers

[espensen]

If only picking up girls was THAT easy, we wouldn't be here.

Man: Hi gorgeous, you really are stunning.

Woman: SLAP!!! pervert!


Oh well.

[WhenLoveComesToTown]

Go on my son!!!!!!

[Westsidex]

I met a girl today a foreign girl followed her around the shop a little before saying Hello & telling her 'how wonderful u look today'() she was thrilled I was only telling the truth we exchanged numbers & are going to the pictures tonight! knob is shining arse is thoroughly washed just in case only negative is she has mad eyesbig ones too I have reservations but Wish me Luck anyway

i want you to go on this date tonight and just get along and converse with the girl. Dont have any penile thoughts. Then you might have a regular gf.

Sincerely,
Westside.

[carlos marvado]

Keep your hands to yourself on the first date..........and I don't mean on yourself either!

Give him a rest...........sounds like he deserves it.

[Alec Horan]

I saw the fucker not half an hour ago going past the chicken hut all on his own - He fucked it up again the dirty pervert

[experienced punter]

No things didn't work out her eyes were in the back of her head during the movie she told me she takes hard drugs I had my reservations anyway we wont meet again I'm a bit jinxed the film was good though Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll about the life of Ian Dury another freak

[Westsidex]

I had my reservations anyway

when you buy the tickets you reserved the seats ?

right?
Westside.

[oneeyedreilly]

No things didn't work out her eyes were in the back of her head during the movie she told me she takes hard drugs I had my reservations anyway we wont meet again I'm a bit jinxed the film was good though Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll about the life of Ian Dury another freak

Eyes in the back of her head trying to make sure you weren't to rob her knicks no doubt. Sorry to hear it didn't work out but at least the flick was good so not a total wash out.