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    Thumbs up have a Date tonight!

    I met a girl today a foreign girl followed her around the shop a little before saying Hello & telling her 'how wonderful u look today'() she was thrilled I was only telling the truth we exchanged numbers & are going to the pictures tonight! knob is shining arse is thoroughly washed just in case only negative is she has mad eyesbig ones too I have reservations but Wish me Luck anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I met a girl today a foreign girl followed her around the shop a little before saying Hello & telling her 'how wonderful u look today'() she was thrilled I was only telling the truth we exchanged numbers & are going to the pictures tonight! knob is shining arse is thoroughly washed just in case only negative is she has mad eyesbig ones too I have reservations but Wish me Luck anyway
    best of luck to you just make sure you wear your underpants and not ladies knickers

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    If only picking up girls was THAT easy, we wouldn't be here.

    Man: Hi gorgeous, you really are stunning.

    Woman: SLAP!!! pervert!


    Oh well.

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    Go on my son!!!!!!
    If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with! X


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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I met a girl today a foreign girl followed her around the shop a little before saying Hello & telling her 'how wonderful u look today'() she was thrilled I was only telling the truth we exchanged numbers & are going to the pictures tonight! knob is shining arse is thoroughly washed just in case only negative is she has mad eyesbig ones too I have reservations but Wish me Luck anyway
    i want you to go on this date tonight and just get along and converse with the girl. Dont have any penile thoughts. Then you might have a regular gf.

    Sincerely,
    Westside.

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    Keep your hands to yourself on the first date..........and I don't mean on yourself either!

    Give him a rest...........sounds like he deserves it.

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    I saw the fucker not half an hour ago going past the chicken hut all on his own - He fucked it up again the dirty pervert

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    Default I'm jinxed alrite

    No things didn't work out her eyes were in the back of her head during the movie she told me she takes hard drugs I had my reservations anyway we wont meet again I'm a bit jinxed the film was good though Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll about the life of Ian Dury another freak

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    Default Of course you did

    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I had my reservations anyway
    when you buy the tickets you reserved the seats ?

    right?
    Westside.

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    Oh well, ExP, plenty more scumbags in Southill

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