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    Split reported for Theron and Townsend

    Charlize Theron and her Irish boyfriend Stuart Townsend are reported to have split after a nine year relationship.

    The couple, who met on the set of the 2001 film 'Trapped', are believed to have split after a trip to Mexico during the Christmas holidays.

    A source in the Mail on Sunday is quoted as saying "Stuart is gutted but Charlize said that she realised during the Mexican holiday the relationship was over. They had become more like brother and sister than lovers. It was she who ended it."

    The source added "She loved Stuart but their relationship ran its course. He is heartbroken but she is insisting it is over. Charlize was surprised the story hadn't come out yet. But she didn't confirm it because she wanted to break the news in her own time."

    There has been no official confirmation of the break-up from Theron's spokesperson.

    Sorry to see this but if Charlize is looking for a new man in her life I am ready willing and able for the job.

    Last edited by westcorklad; 01-02-10 at 20:58.
    The Truth is out there.

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    Wonder how many drinks she'd need before she let me sodomise her

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    She will be stalking me now on Facebook and tweeting me constantly, she just can't take no for an answer, still there's always sympathy sex, ho hum the things that i have to do

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    I would lick every inch of that woman until my tongue was nothing more than a scabby mass of congealed blood and raw flesh.

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    she likes irish lads for some reason?

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    Wonder how many drinks she'd need before she let me sodomise her
    1 martini followed by a frying pan to the base of the skull I reckon.

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    That's great news. She is one sexy woman. I hope she's coming with the Party Girls

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    I had her on her eighteenth birthday, which was nice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banned User View Post
    I had her on her eighteenth birthday, which was nice.
    Lucky you....can you give her my number????....
    Latino in Ireland....in pain.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alec Horan View Post
    I would lick every inch of that woman until my tongue was nothing more than a scabby mass of congealed blood and raw flesh.

    And here is the result.......



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