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    Talking The End has no end...

    2012 is fast approaching....start your preparations now.

    You have been warned





    Survival tips:

    1. Stay in the air - on your personal jet,

    2. Stock water, food, spare batteries and fuel,

    3. Move to Mars


    any more?

    Who do I trust? I trust me!


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    Yep, loose the contraceptives as you will be required to procreate and repopulate the earth after the disaster has passed.

    Oh, and maybe stock up on plenty of high energy drinks to help you.....you know, that isotonic shite that gives you wings......and a woody.
    Last edited by carlos marvado; 29-01-10 at 21:25.

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    There will be no disaster..
    The Mayan calender stopped because this is when we will be enlightened to our beginnings..
    All religion will be denounced and we will move on..
    Aliens will reveal themselves to us
    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

    Oscar Wilde

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    I have been storing this for just such an occasion.....



    I am not so mean as to just go alone, so i will have room for 50 others...
    But this is not St Vincent De Paul... so start the bargaining... what will you give me in return for your seat on the plane?????????

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    E5.99 plus taxes, no luggage or refreshments needed

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    Quote Originally Posted by pigsmickey View Post
    E5.99 plus taxes, no luggage or refreshments needed
    It not fucking Ryanair either......

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    I will need to have a fresh supply on under garments, i can't be walking around this post apocalyptic world with soiled y fronts, does anyone know if Evian will be available or shall i bring some.?

    I will build an Arc, and not the type up by Liffey Valley, i will need Lynne, Alyssa and maybe one more just to be sure, there's a spare seat for the right contender, i better get to B and Q and sort out a bit of two by four and some hilti nails.

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