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    Default Mouse Is A Fat Fucking Bastard

    As well as being afflicted with a small penis, I am also a fat obese fucker (as a couple of escorts have found out to their disgust). I looked down a few nights and realised I couldn't see it anymore. Things must change. I have spent the last few days arming my larder with plenty of cereals and low-fat foods. The gym in work will be utilised three times a week at half an hour a go, to start off. I will no longer eat on the go. By summer, I will go from this:



    to this:



    Well, that's the plan. The plan will no doubt change.

    If anyone has any tips on how to diet, please share. My belly needs all the help it can get.

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    Try this Mousy.....RT: Operation Transformation

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    Default Fat Rat ?

    Yaaarrr , Try cuttin out all the "CHEESE" tis a bad Mousey habit.

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    if your serious about lossing that sort of weight by the summer you need to do a cardio work at least 5 to 6 times a week and maybe some circuit training also, also you need to sit down and make out a serious diet eat small and often, golden rule is WHITE IS SHIT.., get your carbs from brown rice, oatcake,brown pasta, protein from tuna,chicken,red meat,turkey,eggs. get rid of those cereals you bought full of sugar eat porrige instead and diff no spuds. dont listen to any quick fix bullshit about only eat this and only eat that. it will be tough and really hard but worth it from your body looking better to your mental state cheers

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    Its the personality that matters most, mousey.
    And you have a great personality
    I can clip back your rolls of fat with some clothes pins. We can call it S&M play even! So no worries, Id rather clip back your rolls to find your cock, then to see you have a bad personality. Good personalities are what wins me over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    As well as being afflicted with a small penis, I am also a fat obese fucker (as a couple of escorts have found out to their disgust). I looked down a few nights and realised I couldn't see it anymore. Things must change. I have spent the last few days arming my larder with plenty of cereals and low-fat foods. The gym in work will be utilised three times a week at half an hour a go, to start off. I will no longer eat on the go. By summer, I will go from this:



    to this:



    Well, that's the plan. The plan will no doubt change.

    If anyone has any tips on how to diet, please share. My belly needs all the help it can get.
    well mousey it`s summer now and it has been three months in your attempt to get a six pack...........so is it the washboard stomach.........or the beer keg
    p.s.----you can get penis pumps to sort out that weiner.
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    You kidding me? Summer's months away yet - we don't get our summers until August or September.

    Anyone for a Chinese?

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    Quote Originally Posted by capt.pugwash View Post
    Yaaarrr , Try cuttin out all the "CHEESE" tis a bad Mousey habit.
    ===================================================
    " Well fuck me Capt. fancy bumping into you again , how are you these days ?"
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    " Very good thanks , I`me retired now , er - you have the advantage there matey,pardon but who might you be ?"
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    "Don`t start ---------- !!!!

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    Don't bother with those fancy cereals.
    What you want is a large bag of rodent food.

    Just lash a bit in a bowl and add a little low fat milk.

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