Alec Horan is dazed and confused!

[Alec Horan]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls.

My night has been an interesting one.

I was lazily at home in my Limerick pad when i felt a hankering for a pint. I ventured out and imbibed a few pints so that was that solved.

However I was also chatted up by an extremely drunk lady with - wait for it - 34GG breasts !!!!- said breasts while charming in their own right were not attached to a lady who could interest me sexually as she was bit too wild and drunk and - sorry to be so shallow but - not particularly pleasing on the eye apart from said fun bags.

Whilst a tad horny I slunk off home with a semi horn but confident that I had made the correct decision in repelling her advances.

On my way back to my scratcher I passed what was previously Players LapDancing emporium. To my consternation this is now a LGBTQ club (lesbian gay bisexual transgender curious to the uninitiated). This now means that Limerick City has no lap dancing clubs whatsoever but two 'Gay ' Bars - Riddlers being the other.

This is a good thing I say in my deep Liberal voice - BUT - no lapdancing clubs surely means that things have gone too far for those of us within the Hetero community. Are we now- in Limerick City at least - the newest sexual outcasts ?

Yours ( a slightly sad and slightly horny)

Alexander Zappa Saturn Horan III.

xx

[Mousey]

You're a lying bastard, Horan. That was no woman, it was a dustbin. And you were talking to it after you got fucked out of Bubbleicious for groping the bouncers

[carlos marvado]

So Limerick has gone from "Stab City" to the "Emerald San Francisco"........sounds like an improvement of sorts to me.......at least it aint knives that are being stuck in now.

[Noah]

The name of the gay bar is " riddlers"?? classic, why not "Poo-Pushers"

[Alec Horan]

You're a lying bastard, Horan. That was no woman, it was a dustbin. And you were talking to it after you got fucked out of Bubbleicious for groping the bouncers

Jeez - you're showing your age mousey - that place closed years ago.

[Alec Horan]

The name of the gay bar is " riddlers"?? classic, why not "Poo-Pushers"

dunno about poopushers dubboy what with the increasing numbers of heteros practicing sodomy - and anyway u can hardly call lesbians such either can u ?

[Noah]

you've just got to let your imagination roam free

[experienced punter]

Alec Horan is a cross-dresser......

[Epsilon]

Alec Horan is a cross-dresser......

Ha ha ah ..... the pot just called the kettle black........

[experienced punter]

Ha ha ah ..... the pot just called the kettle black........

but at least I'm open about it...