When the Gardai come a knockin

[BrianOC]

i actually do pay tax hun

im registared as an escort with the tax people

i dont want to be done for tax evasion do i,
im in the middle of doing a accountancy course so i will know how to do my tax return myself in jan 2011 for year 2009/2010 wont that be fun lol

I actually always wondered about this!

[BrianOC]

yep you have to claim something other wise they'll know your evading your taxes

goverment dont care wot you do as long as you pay tax on it

i dont however register for vat that would be silly can you emigine the farmers claiming the vat back of an hour with kelly and trying to explain i was used in the prosses of the farming bussiness by getting the bulls arroused :

they would and all!

Personally I would write it off as a business lunch!

[richardnumbertwo]

Prostitution itself is not an offence under Irish law. However, the Criminal Law (Sexual Offences) Act of 1993 prohibits soliciting or importuning another person in a street or public place for the purpose of prostitution (This offence applies to prostitute and client.).

It also prohibits loitering for the purpose of prostitution, organizing prostitution by controlling or directing the activities of a person in prostitution, coercing one to practice prostitution for gain, living on earnings of the prostitution of another person, and keeping a brothel or other premises for the purpose of prostitution.

Advertising brothels and prostitution is prohibited by the Criminal Justice (Public Order) Act of 1994. 18 is the minimum legal age for a prostitute in Ireland (Child prostitution Legislation exists to protect persons under this age.).

so its not ilegal to visit an independant
it is ilegal to curb crawl or to talk about fees out a balcony lol
it is ilegal to solicit your self ie advertising

other than that the cops can do fuck all if she is independant

What would happen if there was more than one girl in the apartment that you didn't know of, can they string you up for that as it would technically be a brothel ?

[nicegirlsarenice]

Pretend you're an illegal immigrant and don't speak any English... then you're untouchable.

[experienced punter]

They may try and make you give a statement and tell you not to worry it's only so they can prosecute the lady and that only happens if they discover she is not working alone in which case it's a brothel in Irish law.
The problem with giving a statement is you could down the road receive a summons to go to court as a witness for the prosecution, failure to appear in court is a prosecutable offence.

What they don't tell you is it is only a summons to appear in the court house, they cannot force you to give a statement or to go into the witness box, once you attend the court house you approach the prosecution; tell them you do not want to be a witness, they will of course try to persuade you to change your mind but at the end of the day they cannot force you but you must actually go to the court house on the date of the summons and speak with them at that stage..

anon knows Everything!........

[Lincoln]

Just keep yer mouth shut and give up nothing. (difficult if yer married and they decide to detain you but i'm on me own so I personally would just go for a stonewall).

Younger and more naive punters might find that difficult but if yer a bit older its easy enough to pull off the belligerent act (i've noticed!!)

[betboop]

yep you have to claim something other wise they'll know your evading your taxes

goverment dont care wot you do as long as you pay tax on it

i dont however register for vat that would be silly can you emigine the farmers claiming the vat back of an hour with kelly and trying to explain i was used in the prosses of the farming bussiness by getting the bulls arroused :

when you fill in your tax return, what is your profession? are a sole trader or a LTD,and if you earn over 30k do they ask why your not reg'd for vat. just interested in this thanks

[betboop]

proffession = escort self employed (LTD now thats just silly talk, why would i be limited and have share holders and directors etc... silly lol ha ha)

vat= you dont have to register untill you earn over 68,000 then its complusery. i dont make over 68000 to be made to register hun

it wouldnt be worth my while registering for vat hun


only people that would volenteer for vat would be farmers where there goods that they produce are bottom line vat 0% there fore they can claim there vat back
or people that sell to customers that are more likely to claim vat back, as it wont put the customers off with a higher price due to vat as they can claim vat back

hope this helps you out betboop, want to know more about tax or vat give me a shout

hi kelly to set up a ltd is only 2 directors needed and no shareholders you can be one of these directors and be 99% holder. As for vat must sole traders have vat no. whether its in the 13% band or the 21% and farmers are the least likely to have one, just find it interesing that you can reg'd an illegal business for the purpose of tax... can you think of some of the professions strong armed robbery, crack dealer, RIRA,racketeering, and so on if you want to know more about this give me a shout

[nicegirlsarenice]

hi kelly to set up a ltd is only 2 directors needed and no shareholders you can be one of these directors and be 99% holder. As for vat must sole traders have vat no. whether its in the 13% band or the 21% and farmers are the least likely to have one, just find it interesing that you can reg'd an illegal business for the purpose of tax... can you think of some of the professions strong armed robbery, crack dealer, RIRA,racketeering, and so on if you want to know more about this give me a shout

Escorting is perfectly legal in this country. It's a legitimate profession and it is not criminal. Paying for sex is also legal in this country, but this is just escorting so it's HIGHLY legal.

In America they register as "performers" or something like that.

[betboop]

Escorting is perfectly legal in this country. It's a legitimate profession and it is not criminal. Paying for sex is also legal in this country, but this is just escorting so it's HIGHLY legal.

In America they register as "performers" or something like that.

hi.. this thread opened as when the guards come a knocking then a discussion about tax, so if it is legal then why would any body be worried about the gaurds.i know it is illegal to solicit but this site gets round that so if your seeing a independent on her own in her place why would you have to tell them any stories to the gardai, ps kelly said in a reply that she reg'd as a escort to the revenue