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  1. 25-01-10, 17:33 #1
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    Default My neighbour is a Prick!

    Fellow punters and good friends!
    A new neighbour moved in next door- and he is a real Prick!
    He iritates me!
    I cant stand him- he is a smug, always smiling Prick!
    All the women in the area seem to love him! Even my wife is talking about him all the time
    "I seen Mister Cock again today" she said.
    She is always talking about him, its starting to annoy me, I wouldnt mind if he was good looking, but he is a right looking Prick- I just dont understand it- I dont understand why all the women in the area seem to like him, anyway i include a picture of this Prick below- see what yous think yourselves!
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    Looks like a right tool.

    See he's ignoring the sign--Fucking irritating prick !
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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1dave View Post
    Looks like a right tool.

    See he's ignoring the sign--Fucking irritating prick !
    very good
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    Fellow punters and good friends!
    A new neighbour moved in next door- and he is a real Prick!
    He iritates me!
    I cant stand him- he is a smug, always smiling Prick!
    All the women in the area seem to love him! Even my wife is talking about him all the time
    "I seen Mister Cock again today" she said.
    She is always talking about him, its starting to annoy me, I wouldnt mind if he was good looking, but he is a right looking Prick- I just dont understand it- I dont understand why all the women in the area seem to like him, anyway i include a picture of this Prick below- see what yous think yourselves!
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    Hey Dick try these

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  5. 25-01-10, 17:52 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Epsilon View Post

    Hey Dick try these


    Sea Wipes..
    Don't let any ouf our more nautical members see those - They'll start drinking them..
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    Default Davey Jones Locker !

    [QUOTE=dave1dave;180268]Sea Wipes..
    Don't let any ouf our more nautical members see those - They'll start drinking them..[/QUOT
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    Yaaarrr , --- WIPES ?--- Ye scurvy dog, I be not amused.
    The Cap`n do not have problems in "that department" !
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  7. 25-01-10, 19:47 #7
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    Aaar, Cap'n, I hear tell ye be a big fan of seamen, ahaarrr!!
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  8. 25-01-10, 21:59 #8
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    Default Dirty Rat !

    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    Aaar, Cap'n, I hear tell ye be a big fan of seamen, ahaarrr!!
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    Yaaarrr , When the Cap`n fires his musket Mousey it won`t be at shootin seamen. -- It will be
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