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    Default Something a bit different

    Greetings,

    I'm looking for something a bit different. I can't think of a more subtle way of putting this.

    What I'm basically looking for is a lady who will wipe my ass clean after I defecate. Nothing else.


    Cheers,
    Mick

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    I'd hold my nose rather than my breath............you could be waiting quite a while for an escort to reply to that request.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    I'd hold my nose rather than my breath............you could be waiting quite a while for an escort to reply to that request.
    i will pay you one million dollars to do it
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    Default Is Mammy not back from her holidays yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by BigPrickMick View Post
    Greetings,

    I'm looking for something a bit different. I can't think of a more subtle way of putting this.

    What I'm basically looking for is a lady who will wipe my ass clean after I defecate. Nothing else.


    Cheers,
    Mick
    not to worry.

    dont eat much in the interim,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    not to worry.

    dont eat much in the interim,
    Westside.
    She's dead, mate.

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    Default hahahahahahahahah

    Ok fair enough everyone to their own tastes and all, but for fuck sake! Come on man get a grip! hahahahahaha

    Anyway you have given me a laugh.

    And then to top it off you try make westie guilty by telling him your mother is dead....classic. Take the stick man, you cant defend it!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    I'd hold my nose rather than my breath............you could be waiting quite a while for an escort to reply to that request.
    I've been contacted about this already. I have someone who is willing.

    Quote Originally Posted by BlahBlahBlah View Post
    Ok fair enough everyone to their own tastes and all, but for fuck sake! Come on man get a grip! hahahahahaha

    Anyway you have given me a laugh.

    And then to top it off you try make westie guilty by telling him your mother is dead....classic. Take the stick man, you cant defend it!!!!
    I'm glad that you found it amusing. It's really something that appeals to me.

    You know, being treated like a child. I love it. I might persue a few other slightly different things after this.

    By the way, I'm not trying to make westside feel guilty at all.

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    Default So is mine

    Quote Originally Posted by BigPrickMick View Post
    She's dead, mate.
    and my father and my uncle and some friends. Fuck me Mick their nearly all gone on me.

    not that id ask them to wipe my arse,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigPrickMick View Post
    Greetings,

    I'm looking for something a bit different. I can't think of a more subtle way of putting this.

    What I'm basically looking for is a lady who will wipe my ass clean after I defecate. Nothing else.


    Cheers,
    Mick
    Will you be using regular toilet tissue or have you ever tried those moist wipes - they're excellent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    not that id ask them to wipe my arse,
    Westside.
    I'd never ask someone I know to do this either.

    A stranger who agrees to it beforehand is much different though.

    Quote Originally Posted by Alec Horan View Post
    Will you be using regular toilet tissue or have you ever tried those moist wipes - they're excellent.
    I hadn't though of using moist wipes. I think I might just use toilet paper.

    Usually it takes my like two full toilet rolls at least to be clean. She'll have really earned her money.
    Last edited by BigPrickMick; 21-01-10 at 22:21.

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