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    In the Bible it says that god created humans & animals and they lived together peacefully How come dinosaurs are not mentioned in the Bible its know through these fossil things that they existed?

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    Proably because those fossileserent found when the Bibles were foundv or maybe theyh were included as the animals
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    because the bible is a load of bollix

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    Default I have a few questions

    1 What did Jesus do after being born but before his public minsirty nothing is said barring arguing with the rabbies in the temple over scripture

    2 If Jesus was both full human and fully divine how come he wasnt born with origional sin.

    3 why do people (Devout Christians)take everything in the bloody book as science fact when it was written a few decades and centuries after the fact?
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    Can't answer the other two, but

    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    1 What did Jesus do after being born but before his public minsirty nothing is said barring arguing with the rabbies in the temple over scripture
    Punting! How did you think he met Mary Magdalene?

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    In the Bible it says that god created humans & animals and they lived together peacefully How come dinosaurs are not mentioned in the Bible its know through these fossil things that they existed?
    Noah fucked off quick when he saw the size of the cunts.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    Can't answer the other two, but



    Punting! How did you think he met Mary Magdalene?

    Your not far off El Gordo, according to the Nag Hamidi scrolls apaerntly it was recorded that Jesus was a shady charecter and a violent thug, he even killed a child, he was a child himself. It was around this time he was discovering his powers such as brining people back from the dead etc. funnily enough the child he killed stayed dead, so dont mess with JC he can have a bit of a temper
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    Organised religion is man's interpretation of another mans way of life and teachings. Its also a way to control, it's power over others.

    God in the old testament is one hell of a mean dude....

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    True but in the new testament he mellows out. You have to remember its a transsition from a Jewish God to a Judeao/Christian God. Hence the descrepincies. It is controling by those who abuse it but in its purist form its a good thing or am I wrong?
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    Default Common now guys, i have turned to the bible at times of need.

    was handy to stand on to reach up for the Beano.

    I found Luke particularly helpful,
    Westside.

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