The Missing Knickers
Fellow punters- I had a close shave this morning- and not the shave with the razor!
It all began when the wife was searching her knicker drawer- she could not find a certain pair of pink knickers which should have been there, she called me-
"Do you know where the small pink pair are?" she asked.
"No dear" was my meek reply- but I was lying!!!!
I remembered a few weeks earlier, when the well known 18 year old Czech escort Karla was in Dublin- I had paid her a visit- and I took along my wifes pink knickers for the nubile Carla to wear!
And I remember shagging Carla senseless- as she screamed " DEEK! DEEK! DEEK ! DEEK!"
I include a photo of the missing knickers (on the nubile Carla) below.
Anyway the wife gave up the search- "I hope YOU have not stolen them!" she said.
"What do you think I am- a perv?"- I replied
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