The Missing Knickers

[Dick Spunk]

Fellow punters- I had a close shave this morning- and not the shave with the razor!
It all began when the wife was searching her knicker drawer- she could not find a certain pair of pink knickers which should have been there, she called me-
"Do you know where the small pink pair are?" she asked.
"No dear" was my meek reply- but I was lying!!!!
I remembered a few weeks earlier, when the well known 18 year old Czech escort Karla was in Dublin- I had paid her a visit- and I took along my wifes pink knickers for the nubile Carla to wear!
And I remember shagging Carla senseless- as she screamed " DEEK! DEEK! DEEK ! DEEK!"
I include a photo of the missing knickers (on the nubile Carla) below.

Anyway the wife gave up the search- "I hope YOU have not stolen them!" she said.
"What do you think I am- a perv?"- I replied

[Doozer]

Just blame EX P Dick, the infamous knicker snatcher, your missus will believe you and youll be off the hook

[Ad Staff]

I'm going home right now to check if there is nothing missing from my drawer


Julia

[Doozer]

Going to catch him in the act Julia

Watch outEx P

[Doozer]

He has already confessed to an infatuation with Sarah, maybe she should check her drwers too

[luther]

Poor EP would get a mention..........

[experienced punter]

more knickierthiefs around than me gosh shes one beautiful escort......

[Doozer]

There may well be Ex P but you the most famous one on this site

[Ad Staff]

I have checked knickers yesterday-none of them missing.....should I count socks also?


Julia

[Doozer]

I dont think he is too gone on socks, yet although he is also getting a tatse for bras, my advice is invest in a lock for your drawers

EX P you going to end up a transvestite?