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    Default The Missing Knickers

    Fellow punters- I had a close shave this morning- and not the shave with the razor!
    It all began when the wife was searching her knicker drawer- she could not find a certain pair of pink knickers which should have been there, she called me-
    "Do you know where the small pink pair are?" she asked.
    "No dear" was my meek reply- but I was lying!!!!
    I remembered a few weeks earlier, when the well known 18 year old Czech escort Karla was in Dublin- I had paid her a visit- and I took along my wifes pink knickers for the nubile Carla to wear!
    And I remember shagging Carla senseless- as she screamed " DEEK! DEEK! DEEK ! DEEK!"
    I include a photo of the missing knickers (on the nubile Carla) below.

    Anyway the wife gave up the search- "I hope YOU have not stolen them!" she said.
    "What do you think I am- a perv?"- I replied
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    Just blame EX P Dick, the infamous knicker snatcher, your missus will believe you and youll be off the hook
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    I'm going home right now to check if there is nothing missing from my drawer


    Julia

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    Going to catch him in the act Julia

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    He has already confessed to an infatuation with Sarah, maybe she should check her drwers too
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    Default How did I guess that before I even read this thread......

    Poor EP would get a mention..........
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    more knickierthiefs around than me gosh shes one beautiful escort......

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    There may well be Ex P but you the most famous one on this site
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    I have checked knickers yesterday-none of them missing.....should I count socks also?


    Julia

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    I dont think he is too gone on socks, yet although he is also getting a tatse for bras, my advice is invest in a lock for your drawers

    EX P you going to end up a transvestite?
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