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    Default Job for a day ?

    Yaaarrr shipmates ,-- If ye could have any job fer a day, wot would ye be
    I fantasize being dressed as a tranny and working as an assistant in the
    Longerie Dept. of a posh store.
    Imagine measuring some top totty up fer a new Bra, all those lacey french
    nickers and camisoles, sneak peeps of areolas , protruding nipples, sprouting
    bush and cameltoes .
    A stolen glimpse is worth a hundred free ones . ( do I need help ?)
    What would be your fantacy job for a day ?

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    fighter pilot


    ever since i saw top gun when i was a kid.

    she's lost it....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQtGZKdW0Xc
    Last edited by BrianOC; 19-01-10 at 17:48.

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    I would say a strip club manager but heck that is my actual job!
    Last edited by LordAdam; 19-01-10 at 18:41. Reason: spelling
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    Nice one! Got any freebies going?

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    Can I have Roberto Mancinies job for tonight?

    Just run City into the ground, Probably sign myslef too and give myslef 200k a week on a 10 year deal
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    best job i would love for a day would be to rim halle berrys arse clean and i wouldn't even charge her

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    Wouldnt really be a job then , more of a hobby.

    Be great if you could put her down as a reference tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doozer View Post
    Wouldnt really be a job then , more of a hobby.

    Be great if you could put her down as a reference tho.
    yes but my job is a hobby anyway well at the moment

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    Debenhams offer a Bra Fitting Service(seriously) that would be my choice I'd offer customers a free matching knickers in return for the one their wearing......

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    Talking boobies!

    talking of bra and underwear departments, was in an underwear shop with my ex and our son who was 4 at the time looking around to see what she wanted to buy, suddenly my son stop at a bra rack, he took the bra off the rack and put it on over hes jumper and cupped the bra pads and shouted to us, mum look boobies as he pushed them together, my ex started pissing herself laughing and turned around to me and said he is deffo your son! ha still think about that day everytime im in an underwear department.

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