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    Fellow punters- Today I visited the well known German escort Mature Helga!
    I had no intention of visiting a escort today, but the good Helga had sent me a text message . .
    "Achtung Dick! To celebrate the 96th anniversary of the victorious Battle of Tannenberg- I am making a special offer- 2 blowjobs for the price of one!"
    Now I had not had sex for a few days- the wife told me "No sex until Liverpool win a match"- so I could be waiting a while - and decided to visit Helga- (pictured below).
    I withdrew 150 euro from the ATM, and went over to her place.
    I knocked on her door and she opened it dressed as a schoolgirl (not bad when you consider she is 55)
    "Achtung- Deek- Wunderbar to to see you!"
    Anyway we chatted, I had a shower, then we got down to business . . .
    There I was pumping away- Helga sucking like vacuum cleaner- when suddenly she stops and shouts-
    "Achtung- time up"! Yes with typical german efficientcy she stopped at precisely 30 minutes- "That is it Deek- if you want more it will cost another 150 euro"
    And I didnt have it cost I only withdrew 150!

    Fuck it- you win some- you lose some
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    A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    Fellow punters- Today I visited the well known German escort Mature Helga!
    I had no intention of visiting a escort today, but the good Helga had sent me a text message . .
    "Achtung Dick! To celebrate the 96th anniversary of the victorious Battle of Tannenberg- I am making a special offer- 2 blowjobs for the price of one!"
    Now I had not had sex for a few days- the wife told me "No sex until Liverpool win a match"- so I could be waiting a while - and decided to visit Helga- (pictured below).
    I withdrew 150 euro from the ATM, and went over to her place.
    I knocked on her door and she opened it dressed as a schoolgirl (not bad when you consider she is 55)
    "Achtung- Deek- Wunderbar to to see you!"
    Anyway we chatted, I had a shower, then we got down to business . . .
    There I was pumping away- Helga sucking like vacuum cleaner- when suddenly she stops and shouts-
    "Achtung- time up"! Yes with typical german efficientcy she stopped at precisely 30 minutes- "That is it Deek- if you want more it will cost another 150 euro"
    And I didnt have it cost I only withdrew 150!

    Fuck it- you win some- you lose some
    my god dick what a story i must stay away from german escorts thanks for the tip

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    Take it easy boy, this is the germen business attitude, next time I hope you ask her the be in a Russian soldier uniform and then propose a french welcoming .....and you are squre.

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    Smile Sorry to be a pain in the hole

    But the battle of Tannenberg (fought in East Prussia at the begining of WW1) occured in August 1914, so Helga was somewhat out on her dates hmmmmmm?????

    Well....maybe she'll be game ball in 7 months time eh??

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    Kapow! Lincoln, you split that hair right down the middle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dick Spunk View Post
    Fellow punters- Today I visited the well known German escort Mature Helga!
    I had no intention of visiting a escort today, but the good Helga had sent me a text message . .
    "Achtung Dick! To celebrate the 96th anniversary of the victorious Battle of Tannenberg- I am making a special offer- 2 blowjobs for the price of one!"
    Now I had not had sex for a few days- the wife told me "No sex until Liverpool win a match"- so I could be waiting a while - and decided to visit Helga- (pictured below).
    I withdrew 150 euro from the ATM, and went over to her place.
    I knocked on her door and she opened it dressed as a schoolgirl (not bad when you consider she is 55)
    "Achtung- Deek- Wunderbar to to see you!"
    Anyway we chatted, I had a shower, then we got down to business . . .
    There I was pumping away- Helga sucking like vacuum cleaner- when suddenly she stops and shouts-
    "Achtung- time up"! Yes with typical german efficientcy she stopped at precisely 30 minutes- "That is it Deek- if you want more it will cost another 150 euro"
    And I didnt have it cost I only withdrew 150!

    Fuck it- you win some- you lose some
    But what a way to blow 150 !

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