Where have all the escorts gone?

[pint of the black stuff]

Just about a month ago or so there were over 730 female escorts listed at times, it's down nearly 300 now to around 430 ish now. Sure Christmas and the new year came and went and obviously everyone is entitled to take the holidays(although many still worked through i noticed) but it's still quite a drop that hasn't really picked up much.

Although the numbers are gradually picking up, what with January half gone it seems a little slow. Have many escorts left and decided to stay away or indeed stay home? Or will it pick up as the days and weeks go by? Or have many left the business for good?

Anyone have any musings on it..?

[nicegirlsarenice]

No idea.

[pint of the black stuff]

ha v good! i've heard of a cold lover or an ice queen but that one takes the fig roll! Maybe it's the cold weather so..

[luther]

It's just the time of year...........

[nicegirlsarenice]

Who are you pint of the black stuff?

It's nice to see people putting non-human primates as avatars.

[luther]

It's nice to see people putting non-human primates as avatars.

You're not looking for a date are ya???

Ya dirty begger.............

Don't tell me.............boys don't make passes at monkeys that wear glasses...................................

[pint of the black stuff]

yeah luther i guess so. Would have thought though like anyone else january is an expensive time of the year with bills to try pay so thought it would've been busier with folks trying to make ends meet. Guess that logic is out the window though.

[pint of the black stuff]

hey nicegirlsarenice.. i should introduce myself.. i'm a just registered user.. nothing more. First time to post today that's all. Just getting the swing of it. Registered some time back though. Maybe my about me is visible if it helps but as i said just getting used to my bearings again with all the enthusiasm of newbie.

[rover]

Just about a month ago or so there were over 730 female escorts listed at times, it's down nearly 300 now to around 430 ish now. Sure Christmas and the new year came and went and obviously everyone is entitled to take the holidays(although many still worked through i noticed) but it's still quite a drop that hasn't really picked up much.

Although the numbers are gradually picking up, what with January half gone it seems a little slow. Have many escorts left and decided to stay away or indeed stay home? Or will it pick up as the days and weeks go by? Or have many left the business for good?

Anyone have any musings on it..?

Every time I see an escort, I kidnap her afterwards, I have them all stashed in a Martello tower, only 300 to go now.

[pint of the black stuff]

Thanks for the feedback so far..
Here are the suggested reasons why escort numbers are currently way down..

1) the time of year..
annually january is a typically slow month. Everyone is trying is pay their own bills so discretionary spend or other is limited. And sadly most escorts dont accept mastercard so money is very tight.

2) the time of the month..
pay day isn't for a couple of weeks so again little spare cash and little low hanging fruit for escorts, to pick i guess

3) 'Suicide' is most prevalent at this of year and gets worse into the spring and summer. I seriously hope this is not the case, i'm looking fwd to the end of the winter

4) Rover is kidnapping escorts which he is holding captive in a martello tower. Not sure how many martello towers there are but it's definitely worth checking your nearest one. Escorts.. it might be worth familiarising yourselves with the martello tower locations and give rover a large berth.

5) clientel respiratory conditions particularly among primates. Seems some are have breathing problems for various reasons which is affecting business.

But it appears the outlook is good. Numbers are picking up steadily with a healthy number waiting in the wings and coming your way soon!

Thanks again people for your feedback. Any more suggestions especially from the escort side please do post.

Cheers
pint of the black stuff