Where have all the escorts gone?

[Alana]

They just dont want to have a January sale. C'mon girls admit it

I have more offers than DFS although you can't get the goods now pay in a years time or spread the cost over 4 years, now that would be punting bliss

Elle x

[Doozer]

Theres an Idea now elle, you could be quids in in a few years

[Alana]

Theres an Idea now elle, you could be quids in in a few years

Hey no probs babe, I'll set up a chitty for all the horny guys
Now who's the meanest looking fcuker on E-I to collect the weekly subs ?

Elle x

[Doozer]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm thats a tough one, id say a lot of skinflints here would be hard to collect off, but then again youd never know.