Nervous Lad

[capt.pugwash]

im fairly sure theres a messege in there somewhere,for me in particular.In order to read it i must improve my anal dialogue.

just the theory part,
Westside.

Yaaarrr , there be no encryption involved matey,
For tis all to see in plain semaphore.
Yer anal dialogue be just fine,
Talking out yer arse be yer forte,
No offence mind, tis all in good humour.
We loves ur abstract thinking
I`me no upstart to challenge yer academic prowess
Unless ye wants to duel

[Westsidex]

Yaaarrr , there be no encryption involved matey,
For tis all to see in plain semaphore.
Yer anal dialogue be just fine,
Talking out yer arse be yer forte,
No offence mind, tis all in good humour.
We loves ur abstract thinking
I`me no upstart to challenge yer academic prowess
Unless ye wants to duel

Boing,
Westsiho

[warmcome]

viagra is inappropriate here.
the sex worker needs a good e!

she thinks customers can get their sex in such a sterile enviroment?
it is very important for most men to feel comfortable with their sex partner.

be careful who you choose!
how silly to work at this with such hangups.
it is like a satelite dish installer having vertigo.

m

[luther]

Escort was to strict IMO.....

And this in turn made you to nervous........

I wouldn't bother with viagra..........

You might as well have went to a glory hole..........

[Rockman]

Thank you Zara D that offer sounds very tempting but unfortunately I am not available on those dates but I will keep you in mind as I sometimes travel.

Karin in hindsight you are right I should have walked but I was green when it comes to this and truly taken for a ride. No I was not trying to insert fingers or my tongue in anal areas I gave here oral and was going to insert my finger or tongue to pleasure her but she stopped me.

Mr. B im a Dub and left the big smoke for this smaller smoke never to return so only a blow-in.

Also I dont think viagra will solve this, its in the head as I am active anyway. I reckon I will try again just need to do homework before hand.

[Lincoln]

don't even sweat it lad, i had at least 20 disastrous punts over the years where either:

1 I had the misfortune to make an appointment with a merciless, cold ball-breaker with whom Dirk Diggler himself wouldnt have managed to perform.

or

2 I met a girl who clearly just didnt want to be there. There is just no way yer gonna perform is this circumstance (its actually your sub-conscious telling you to get the fuck out of there for both your sakes).

My advice based on a shocking amout of experience is to find a cute lookin girl who specifically advertises GFE, coz at the end of the day kissing and touching are some of the nicest parts of sex (or love-making if yer a wuss!!)

[experienced punter]

This is a good thread coz it makes the point about how punters really do their dough with some escorts for a number of reasons through no fault of their own, you see when faced with things such as Rockman stated here it is THE biggest turnoff to a punter After all we punters have completely wasted our time & money an awful feeling heading home after u have done your money sure I was caught too I coulda walked away but hey I was sitting there with my mickey in my hand & a full sack not easy...

[Lincoln]

well....yeah...there ya are 150 maybe 200 euro lighter of pocket, you maybe, at best, managed a wank with a half limp cock while she sat on the bed staring daggers (or even worse vacous boredom) at you and you drive home (maybe 50 miles on a pissin wet night) and feel your soul wrung into a black knot.....

But hey, who wants to dwell on that sorta stuff?!?!?!?!!?

Caveat Emptor, lads. Anyway i'm sure the girls could dredge up stories a milliom time times worse but seriously who wants to dwell on these things??