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Thread: I Can't Get It Up

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    Angry I Can't Get It Up

    It's too bloody cold.

    I've been embarrassed on a couple of occasions now in this weather. He's let me do when it's been time to perform.

    I need help.

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigPrickMick View Post
    It's too bloody cold.

    I've been embarrassed on a couple of occasions now in this weather. He's let me do when it's been time to perform.

    I need help.
    It should be 'down' not 'do' in the third sentence.

    No need to laugh either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigPrickMick View Post
    It should be 'down' not 'do' in the third sentence.

    No need to laugh either.
    A visit to the right girl should fix it. Aline baby I would suggest not in Dublin now but would put a horn on a snow man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Cefer View Post
    A visit to the right girl should fix it. Aline baby I would suggest not in Dublin now but would put a horn on a snow man
    or he could just microwave his underwear

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    Default Hot shower

    Take hot shower before or even better invite girl to shower cabin and have fun there

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    I know the feeling, take your viagra with a mug of hot tea.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    How does one get their hands on Viagra these days, if one wanted to circumvent the traditional GP route?

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    How does one get their hands on Viagra these days, if one wanted to circumvent the traditional GP route?
    A supplier about 6 weeks ago landed directly in my pm box with the whole shooting gallery, but you're inclined not to go near these guys, I'll see if I can search for it again.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    you could always cut him off and donate it to science as the most unused organ in the body

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