Escort who wouldn't let me shit in her toilet

[hitman76]

Went to see a certain escort the other day. We did the business, had a great time. Afterwards I needed to go the toilet. I was in there maybe 5 minutes and things were coming along nicely, having a nice read of the paper, giving myself the occasional tug, it was good. I was nearly ready to drop the stones when a hear a bang on the door. Well, I continued on and told her to give me a minute. She gave me about 20 seconds until she opened the door. Stuff had just began to come out when she barged in. She started hitting me and told me to get out again, I'm still sitting on the bog at this stage. I had to maneuver it back up and left swiftly. I had to run across town with a filthy ring and still make sure I didn't let anything 'slip'. Eventually got into the toilet in Debenham's and sorted things out.

It was a harrowing experience and I certainly hope nobody runs into the same kind of problems I had. Keep away from the mad slag staying in the rat-infested house near Leisureplex.

That is so funny its made my day big time

[Dirty Harry]

Went to see a certain escort the other day. We did the business, had a great time. Afterwards I needed to go the toilet. I was in there maybe 5 minutes and things were coming along nicely, having a nice read of the paper, giving myself the occasional tug, it was good. I was nearly ready to drop the stones when a hear a bang on the door. Well, I continued on and told her to give me a minute. She gave me about 20 seconds until she opened the door. Stuff had just began to come out when she barged in. She started hitting me and told me to get out again, I'm still sitting on the bog at this stage. I had to maneuver it back up and left swiftly. I had to run across town with a filthy ring and still make sure I didn't let anything 'slip'. Eventually got into the toilet in Debenham's and sorted things out.

It was a harrowing experience and I certainly hope nobody runs into the same kind of problems I had. Keep away from the mad slag staying in the rat-infested house near Leisureplex.

that was very unreasonable of her its a pity you didn't have diarrhea at the time and pebble dash the bowl for her

[sexyfukka]

When I come to see you I'm gonna shit in your bathtub.

after kelly mentioned about this in her last post i had to check was it true and indeed he did say it(---((irish men -dirty arses thread))---95th post of the thread from kelly)

[cartman]

Went to see a certain escort the other day. We did the business, had a great time. Afterwards I needed to go the toilet. I was in there maybe 5 minutes and things were coming along nicely, having a nice read of the paper, giving myself the occasional tug, it was good. I was nearly ready to drop the stones when a hear a bang on the door. Well, I continued on and told her to give me a minute. She gave me about 20 seconds until she opened the door. Stuff had just began to come out when she barged in. She started hitting me and told me to get out again, I'm still sitting on the bog at this stage. I had to maneuver it back up and left swiftly. I had to run across town with a filthy ring and still make sure I didn't let anything 'slip'. Eventually got into the toilet in Debenham's and sorted things out.

It was a harrowing experience and I certainly hope nobody runs into the same kind of problems I had. Keep away from the mad slag staying in the rat-infested house near Leisureplex.

a fucking classic..lol...lol

[rover]

[QUOTE=sexyfukka ........................


Like the ass on the avatar sexyfukka, it looks a little familiar, I wish I could get my ass moving like that.


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[thehighwayman]

That's the funniest thing I've read here for a while. No wonder theres escorts complaining about Irish men with shitty asses Next time bring your own bog roll, potty and domestos

[TiffanyTees]

That's the funniest thing I've read here for a while. No wonder theres escorts complaining about Irish men with shitty asses Next time bring your own bog roll, potty and domestos

I totally agree with highwayman its the funniest thing I`ve read in while too.

Just cant get the picture of the gent in question walking very quickly like DICK EMERY searching for a loo..(bet he is glad he didnt sneeze on the way) lol

love Tiff ( oYo )