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    Angry Escort who wouldn't let me shit in her toilet

    Went to see a certain escort the other day. We did the business, had a great time. Afterwards I needed to go the toilet. I was in there maybe 5 minutes and things were coming along nicely, having a nice read of the paper, giving myself the occasional tug, it was good. I was nearly ready to drop the stones when a hear a bang on the door. Well, I continued on and told her to give me a minute. She gave me about 20 seconds until she opened the door. Stuff had just began to come out when she barged in. She started hitting me and told me to get out again, I'm still sitting on the bog at this stage. I had to maneuver it back up and left swiftly. I had to run across town with a filthy ring and still make sure I didn't let anything 'slip'. Eventually got into the toilet in Debenham's and sorted things out.

    It was a harrowing experience and I certainly hope nobody runs into the same kind of problems I had. Keep away from the mad slag staying in the rat-infested house near Leisureplex.

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    Ahahahahaaaa!!! Legend...!

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    Ahahahahaaaa!!! Legend...!
    there was an escort complaining about this last week!

    i think the serial shitter may have unmasked himself !

    Rumour has it theres a thread about this in the escort warning section...

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    So escorts really mean it when they say no hardsports!

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    Default She was probably trying to save on bog roll

    times are tough you know.

    the CSO will have the figs though,
    Westside.

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    I piss my pants laughing, really, you have to be kidding and joking *ROLF*

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    are you serious
    im speechless
    oh my i cant get over it, i cant get over that happened oh the horror
    When I come to see you I'm gonna shit in your bathtub.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigPrickMick View Post
    When I come to see you I'm gonna shit in your bathtub.
    Nothing funny about any of this, you're an uncouth lout.

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    well time is money wit escorts after all, I hope u left a skidmark on the toilet bowl....

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    thats really dangerous u cud explode.drop one on her carpet next time
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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