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    Default Hello my Hearties.

    Ahoy there shipmates, Capt.Pugwash here.
    I just called to say a big HELLO to any crewmates aboard the "Black Pig".
    Here`s hoping to a smooth voyage ahead.
    Any one keen for a swashbuckling adventure ?

    I`me looking for a Master named Bates and a Seaman Stainns not forgetting Roger the
    Cabin Boy.
    ------- sign your crew name here, -----

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    Another of the Lost Boys returns to the fold! Sign me up, Cap'n!!




    Why are pirates called pirates?
    Because they aaaarrrrr!!!



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    aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    Default Rats are deserters .

    [QUOTE=anonymouse;174720]Another of the Lost Boys returns to the fold! Sign me up, Cap'n!!




    Why are pirates called pirates?
    Because they aaaarrrrr!!!

    YARR ! AVAST THERE MOUSEY, THAT THERE DO LOOK LIKE A RAT TO ME !
    THERE WILL BE NO LONG TAILS WELCOME ABORD MY VESSEL.
    INFESTATION IS THE SAILORS CURSE, MICE ARE TOLLERATED BUT RATS ARE VERMIN,
    SO WHAT TYPE OF MANGE RIDDEN RODENT ARE YE ?
    FETCH THE "CAT O NINE TAILS."

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    Quote Originally Posted by capt.pugwash View Post
    Ahoy there shipmates, Capt.Pugwash here.
    I just called to say a big HELLO to any crewmates aboard the "Black Pig".
    Here`s hoping to a smooth voyage ahead.
    Any one keen for a swashbuckling adventure ?

    I`me looking for a Master named Bates and a Seaman Stainns not forgetting Roger the
    Cabin Boy.
    ------- sign your crew name here, -----
    Well Fuck me, I didn't think there would be anybody still alive that would remember Captain Pugwash, that was around the time of the Woodentops and Twizzle. Noddy and Big ears came first.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Default do u remember the punchline ?

    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    Well Fuck me, I didn't think there would be anybody still alive that would remember Captain Pugwash, that was around the time of the Woodentops and Twizzle. Noddy and Big ears came first.
    Why do Elephants have Big Ears ?

    (1991)

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    Default Yo ho ho and a bottle of cum !

    Yarr , meddling mackerel,thats easy me heartie, because noddy would`nt pay the ransom :d:d:d

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