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[Anna23]

I just changed back from Mr. Malkovich, he's even uglier than I am.

But I bet that you are just as sexy as him
You see, its much better to be sexy, than to be pretty..

[rover]

But I bet that you are just as sexy as him
You see, its much better to be sexy, then to be pretty..

What, like you, Pretty Sexy.

[anon361]

Ok, ok, I will change back as soon as the entire EI proves that they are good crack and change their avatars to mister Malkovich.

Appearing for one night only

[adogwithabone]

I keep see posteng here say thet e-I meak by sume pimp or sumteng likk thes. I keap wondar this true. I and sister get atacked almast month ago in dublin 4 by 3 man whille we advartise on this site and I get no acess to privete forem to writte this and to view odher informetion about dangarous part of Dublin, dangerous numbars etc bafoer we work hear more
I ask e-I why this? I geet no help so fer whan I keep email. I told to advartise agein evan bacause we stil afraid to work heer yet. We geet no help watsoaver. i ask whey thes? we be ar langeuge school and now bake in homw for whille but stell no help. i not leke thes entere situateon

I dont believe that this is genuine. This is written by someone who knows english well and has then set out to bastardise it. In my experience, when people make mistakes in their spelling and understanding of a language they do so consistently. In the above 'I ask e-I why this?' becomes 'i ask whey thes' in the next line. Look at 'informetion' and 'situateon',-ation is mispelt two different ways. like becomes both 'likk' or 'leke'. Having said 'get' twice, the poster then says 'geet' twice. In the first seven sentences the correct upper case letter is used at the start. In the final three it is the lower case. Here is spelt 'here', 'hear' and 'heer'. 'still' is spelt either 'stell' or 'stil'. You will notice that most words are misspelt by changing one letter. I could go on a lot more about the mistakes.
However, if you ignore the deliberate spelling mistakes and dropping of indefinite articles, the piece is quite well written. There are english phrases that I do not believe a student would use such as 'I get no acess to' or 'We geet no help watsoaver' or 'to view odher information about' or 'thes entere situateon'.
Maybe this is some kind of dyslexic condition but it looks all wrong to me. I have had the pleasure of tutoring quite a few of these foreign 'students' who are here to learn english while enjoying themselves and none have written like this.

[Patricia]

adogwithabone, you may be correct, but if there is any possibility this lady is genuine I'd like to make clear to her that we are here to help.

[Leia]

I from russia, nene spake english in russia and i sea soem vary ruide comments heer this.

i get no heelp thes far but email in abeut advarts, i advart bafore an plan sone, justt no yet
if patrecia hellp plaese acess sand soi i wile awere of dangar nomber and dangar adress's at dublin thes yaer

[Patricia]

Leia - I spoke to Pauli about this. I think he may have emailed you also. The problem he had before is that you couldn't show him you were an advertiser. Once he can see you are an advertiser, he will get you access to bad clients / private forums areas, or you can do this yourself by adding your message board username to your escort profile. We need to check you are an advertiser before giving you access as these resources should only be available to escorts we can verify are escorts. If we gave access to everyone who asked without making these checks, it wouldn't be a private forum.

[Sarah]

I from russia, nene spake english in russia and i sea soem vary ruide comments heer this.

i get no heelp thes far but email in abeut advarts, i advart bafore an plan sone, justt no yet
if patrecia hellp plaese acess sand soi i wile awere of dangar nomber and dangar adress's at dublin thes yaer

Please communicate with us so we could help you , you do not answer emails, PMs, phone you provided is off. We need more information about you, your profile( till now we can not match any profile on E-I who could be yours).
Sarah