My fellow Punters . . .

[Dick Spunk]

My fellow punters- I am worried about many of yous!
My concern became apparent just last week after i paid a visit to Michelle Mature, I was with her, and in between the blowjobs and whippings (see my photo below) the good Michelle said-
"Bloody hell Dick- I wish all punters had a penis as big as yours!"
I asked the good lady to explain . . .
"Well Dick- you just would not believe how small and tiny that the penises of most of the punters are."
I tried to defends yous- "Maybe they didnt have their erections up"
"No Dick- they were tiny- even with their so called erections, in fact just the other day Nicegirlsarenice was here, and it took me 20 minutes to find his penis"

So punters I went home greatly worried by this assertion- I tossed and turned for nights on end worrying about yous- what the fuck caused this?
Are you all Liverpool supporters or something?
So I decided to help yous, and I am beginning a training course beginning in a day or 2, just keep watching the forums, the course will help yous to grow BIGGER STRONGER penises, so much so that when you take your trousers down on your next escort visit- she will say "Fuck- how am I going to fit THAT in?"

WATCH THE FORUMS! Dick.