dude only punts at christmass

[Alana]

You'll have to play Bitch Wars by yourself this time.
Ta ra..

Excuse me?

[experienced punter]

is it me or does these revierws sound odd

Reviews of Irish escorts written by Irish escort client Yummyasslicker - Escort Ireland

they sound like a female, maybe not but i have yet to come across a male to write this way, bit strange how he only writes reviews at christmass eventhough he appartently has seen them for months

wot ya think

I wouldn't believe a word of any of them reviews - a dreamer......

[Quarterpoundher]

it is crazy it like he's from the 1800's when men expressed them selves with flowery words

id love to get spoken to like this, but id prob be pinching myself woundering is he a female you dont get many irish men being so romantic in this way

Nice to see someone putting in a bit of effort and writing a review with a bit of style and in a different way.

[scratch cup]

Possibly santa claus judging by the dates of his appointments

either that or the christmas bonus is gone


fore

[Mousey]

id love to get spoken to like this, but id prob be pinching myself woundering is he a female you dont get many irish men being so romantic in this way

I thought escorts carried cattle-prods in their bags to ward off romantic clients!

[UKHeather]

I thought escorts carried cattle-prods in their bags to ward off romantic clients!

Depends...
If they are a Mister Darcey lookalike with a generous trouser package... I wouldn't be too quick to prod!

[Mousey]

"What about short fat guys with miniscule penises?" asked the mouse hopefully.

[Alana]

"What about short fat guys with miniscule penises?" asked the mouse hopefully.

Rumour has it that your a well hung mousy

[Alana]

You'll have to play Bitch Wars by yourself this time.
Ta ra..

Still waiting on an answer Heather, no rush of course !!

[UKHeather]

Hi Elle
You must have not understood this bit..


Ta ra..

Heather