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I was in Thomas street Lidl with the wife yesterday morning, when I ran into a escort I knew- Danella the well know Spanish escort famed for her anal services, in fact I believe many a punter call her arse The ABYSS.
Anyhow I seen her first and was hoping she wound not see me- no such luck - "Deek, Deek! How are you! nice to see you!"
Luckily the wife didnt notice, as I went over behind the aisle to quieten the raven haired Danella.
Business is not good Deek, not many men come to me these days, I have not seen a prick in over a week!" I think she was referring to penises not punters.
Ah yes, the Abyss herself, I thought- I remember her anal techique- this escort had muscles in her arsehole, many a time I shot wads into that hole . . .
"Deek- can we do business ? would you like to go to bed with me? We can do your favorite anal play?" She then turned around and lifted her skirt- showing me her arse . .
Look Deek, would you like this? You can fuck and fuck it all you like- 3 Cums for 250 euro!"
"Quiet" I told her- "my wife is over there".
"She can join us in bed Deek- if you want! All for just 300 euro!"
Danella always was both money mad, and kinky.
"I will phone you later"I told her- just to get away before the wife spotted us.
After a while I was on the way home with the wife- "Fucking stupid kinky bitch" I thought to myself thinking of Danella . . . . 250 euro . . for 3 cummings . . . .
And I can tell yous something my fellow punters- it wasnt fucking worth it!
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .