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    Default Tips for escorts

    1=please do not advertise services that you dont do,very unfair for someone to ask for things and be told on the fone that its no problem only to be told no wen u are there.
    2=keep to the time agreed.its unfair to tell somebody two o clock is fine,then wen the punter arruves ask him to wait in the hall or in the street.
    3=try to pick a lndmark or something that we punters can use to find you,some girls lead punters on a wild goose chase with awful directions.
    4=please dont use fake or really old pictures it will only cause problems when the punter arrives,some punters wont want to start an agruement or confront an escort that does this and may choose to make a strange but speedy exit.
    5=if you have had a client just befor,please shower in between.i know most girls do this as normal,but i have read stories on here of punters leavin as other punters are arriving.its disgusting.used condoms sud not be left lying around either.



    There are two sides to every coin,99% of the girls iv been to have been fantastic and i treated themas i wud like to be treated
    if everyone is clean honest on time careful and respectuful everything wud be just rosey but unfortunately this isnt disneyland
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Dont bloody text clients to say " hi babe , I'm back in Dublin , parnell st, baby kisses " etc.

    These are a death sentence for a marriage if found.

    If texts are swopped, amsers should be fast, not 5 hrs later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d11111 View Post
    dont bloody text clients to say " hi babe , i'm back in dublin , parnell st, baby kisses " etc.

    These are a death sentence for a marriage if found.

    If texts are swopped, amsers should be fast, not 5 hrs later.
    forgot that one,a very important one
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Default Final Tip

    The Final and most important tip is


    Go See Kelly
    Blatant promotion should be outlawed
    but
    Vincent Browne is a Hero

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    Kelly, do you do anal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    o i couldnt be cross with you mousie i promise not to kick you off
    That's not a no, you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by kellycurvybabe View Post
    wd-40
    hi hun i wasnt saying it was disney land and i didnt write this to start fights or pick on anyone

    just though some basic fun tips

    i do agree there is escorts doing all wot you said above which is terrible but thats wot reviews are for and the warning section also

    thats why i wrote search the escort on the forum for reports,

    sorry if this ofended you but i was merly only coming up with fun helpful tips to emprove the experiance so there no angry feelings when eventually meeting a girl

    these are to help new punters not knowing wot to do
    oh you didnt offend me kelly,i was just answering from our point of view.its fairly obvious that both us punters and you escorts have our faults and this is just the way of the world.now dont put me under pressure or il react in away that only i can:d



    one more thing,do you do anal
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Default Here........

    Advertising space available for hire, and reviews for sale, just call me....xxx

    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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