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    Default The worst weekend of attempted puntin ever

    I ran away from a punt for the first time ever this weekend,
    i had spent last weekend pm'ing a certain lady on here only to be let down.i wont name her because id still like to see her eventually and i think she was genuine.
    I had drove to the area only to be disappointed so i arranged with a similar type of escort in the same area,give u a hint dublin 4.she took a last min appointment so fair play for that , but, her photos are very dated and i wasnt happy so i decided to run away.i pretend to follow her down the hall and as soon as she took a few steps i turned on my heels and fuckin legged it.i got to the door and i cudnt open the bloody latch,took my about 20 seconds to open the fuckin door. Im sure she was standing behind me lookin at me and thinkin wat the fuck is this bloke at. I honestly thought i was trapped for a min and wanted to cry,but then it opened so i ran like the wind nearly gettin hit by a car on the way.worst weekend ever
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    PMSL.......must have been when she licked her lips and smiled at you that you noticed the fangs. These Romanian escorts from Transylvania scare the shit outta me too Brother.
    Last edited by carlos marvado; 16-12-09 at 14:24.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    pmsl.......must have been when she licked her slips and smiled at you that you noticed the fangs. These romanian escorts from transylvania scare the shit outta me too brother. :d:d:d
    listen its wensday now and im only bringin myself to talk about it now,i was fuckin terrified.i thought she was going to try and keep me.
    Lookin back i suppose its funny,just wish it was someone else
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    Count your blessings WD, that you're still here to talk about it........you're probably still recovering from the shock......maybe you should lie down for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    listen its wensday now and im only bringin myself to talk about it now,i was fuckin terrified.i thought she was going to try and keep me.
    Lookin back i suppose its funny,just wish it was someone else
    Are u for real? jaysus no wonder escorts get frightened when they see people behave like
    deranged lunatics.All u had to say was ure pictures arent accurate,im leaving now not run
    off like a 10 yr old after robbing an orchard.What was she going to do to u? rob u and
    beat u up. U do something like this and then wonder why girls treat clients with suspicion
    U were terrified ? of what ? now the girl prob was terriefied thinking of the lucky escape
    she was after having been in the company of a lunatic
    Blatant promotion should be outlawed
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    Quote Originally Posted by ber View Post
    are u for real? Jaysus no wonder escorts get frightened when they see people behave like
    deranged lunatics.all u had to say was ure pictures arent accurate,im leaving now not run
    off like a 10 yr old after robbing an orchard.what was she going to do to u? Rob u and
    beat u up. U do something like this and then wonder why girls treat clients with suspicion
    u were terrified ? Of what ? Now the girl prob was terriefied thinking of the lucky escape
    she was after having been in the company of a lunatic
    and u dont tink for one second the the girl?? Mite actually know why i ran.im a nice person ber and iv seen one or two girls in the past that the pics were not accurate and rather than say anything i just went along with it.not this time.i done noyhing wrong here.i doubt she was terrified watching me fight with her door,id say more puzzled than terrified
    least now she knows she sud put up accurate pics if she doesnt want this type of reaction and she knows she needs a locksmith
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Default Qp top tip for punting...

    Shoulda put a drop of your name sake on the latch on the way in WD works wonders...

    And if you don't make a run for it it'll still come in handy...

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aVFY86jzx7...00/wd40zip.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    and u dont tink for one second the the girl?? Mite actually know why i ran.im a nice person ber and iv seen one or two girls in the past that the pics were not accurate and rather than say anything i just went along with it.not this time.i done noyhing wrong here.i doubt she was terrified watching me fight with her door,id say more puzzled than terrified
    least now she knows she sud put up accurate pics if she doesnt want this type of reaction and she knows she needs a locksmith
    Actually no i dont think she knows why u ran, because normal people just would say ure not same as in pics and leave ,not do an impression of Usain Bolt. I never said u arent a nice guy im quite sure
    u are but she can only go on the impression u created. Just stop and think for one minute,do u
    really think what u did was normal behaviour, well if u do, i think ure problems run deeper than u realise. What would u think if someone came to ure workplace and suddenly turned on their heel
    and ran out the door as if their life depended on it
    Blatant promotion should be outlawed
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    Quote Originally Posted by ber View Post
    actually no i dont think she knows why u ran, because normal people just would say ure not same as in pics and leave ,not do an impression of usain bolt. I never said u arent a nice guy im quite sure
    u are but she can only go on the impression u created. Just stop and think for one minute,do u
    really think what u did was normal behaviour, well if u do, i think ure problems run deeper than u realise. What would u think if someone came to ure workplace and suddenly turned on their heel
    and ran out the door as if their life depended on it
    honestly
    ber id say she must have a fair idea,
    id say she tought to herself that
    one,i had got cold feet,got scared and run off or
    two,i look fuck all like my pics and he wasnt impressed.
    Why sud i stand there explaining myself to some one that brought me to their apartment under false advertisein.she didnt explain to me when she opened the door why she looked fuck all like her pics.she basically lied to me and you tink i sud stand there explain myself.no way.i cud have got snotty about it and named her but i dindnt becuse that car missed me and there was no harm done in the end,i just wasted half a day
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Quite simple WD, just ring the escort in question and explain yourself.....and suggest to her that she upload genuine pictures if she does'nt want to get a similar reaction from other clients.

    Usain Bolt!.....bejaysus, I look forward to watching you at the next Olympics.

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