shart
A shit that starts out as a fart.
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shart
A shit that starts out as a fart.
knickers
the greatest invention ever the greatest thing on earth
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I bought you these for Xmas EP.Originally Posted by experienced punter
(Just remembered, you like them used).
Once a prick - always a prick.
fuck buddy
all the benefits of being in a relationship without the bullshit like spending 3 months wages on buying a stupid ring or being accused of not spending enough quality time with her
spanking
the act of slapping the bare arse with an open hand a good spanking requires several intermissions of squeezing & rubbing the butt cheeks By the time the spanking is over the bum should be quite red very hot & very stingy from all the slaps All women require a good spanking unfortunately most don't admit it
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Squeaky floorboard.
When your shagging a hole in the floor and you forgot your lubrication.
Once a prick - always a prick.
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choke the chicken
when you have a tight hold of your cock and then you shake it fast and furiously
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More than 3 shakes is a wank
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