Advice for popping punting cherry

[carlos marvado]

I met with an escort in a hotel once who was much more nervous about the situation than I was. She gave me the floor number and told me ring from there. When I did so she asked me "what is the colour of the carpet" to make sure I was actually there, at least I supposed that was why. I was there about 15 mins. when there was a knock at the door. She nearly had a heart attack on the spot. I was actually housekeeping with some fresh towels, which they kindly left outside the door. Don't think I ever saw her advertised in Cork again. BTW, she was an excellent escort.

I hope you consoled her and tried to make her feel relaxed Brandy.

What was the colour of the carpet by the way?

[nicegirlsarenice]

I'm going to guess dark brown, with a hint of beige.

[carlos marvado]

Sounds practical to me nicegirls............no evidence of hardsports having been practiced then.

[pussandboots]

No need to be nervous of hotel staff......affect a nervous twitch and a far away stare when making your way through the hotel......everybody else will be nervous of you then and leave you in peace.

If somebody should challenge you on the floor the escort is staying on, bend down, stretch one arm out, click your fingers together and say....." here puss, puss, puss, here.........". Identify yourself as Westie and say your dog has gone missing.......nobody f**ks with our Westie!

Are you calling me Carlos? LOL

[pussandboots]

When i read the suggestion i did comment on the extra cost of doing this.
but it would definitely be a good option to try and organise a stayover at a time an escort was going to stay there.

its definitely one to keep in mind.
even if the organising might be too much to make it happen.

dom

Hi dom, well u could always opt for some car fun...... Like I do. Lol Lorna xxx

[sexyfukka]

Well folks,

both escorts and clients alike,

I am looking for some guidance.

Having been a member and regular poster on here for quite a while now, I am finally standing on the parapet about to take the leap into punterdom!

Nerves are already kicking in so I'm looking for advice and answers to possible situations that may arise. All of which, naturally, are worst case scenarios!

Is it better to just walk into hotel and head for her room or better to get her to meet me in bar and make our way from there?
have any of you ever been asked any awkward questions by an over observant member at reception as you try to make your way to room?
any of you, girls or boys, been in the thick of the action when a hotel manager/gardai come knocking on the door?
in that situation is anything confiscated from the punter?
do they take details and just let you go?
is a false name/address advisable?

all contributions greatly accepted!

dom

well,after hearing all the contributions,did he go through with popping his cherry?

[dom]

No!
I didn't.

dom

[experienced punter]

No!
I didn't.

dom

Get the train down to Limerick dom just go & see her I told her to leave no scratches on you...

[hitman76]

I met with an escort in a hotel once who was much more nervous about the situation than I was. She gave me the floor number and told me ring from there. When I did so she asked me "what is the colour of the carpet" to make sure I was actually there, at least I supposed that was why. I was there about 15 mins. when there was a knock at the door. She nearly had a heart attack on the spot. I was actually housekeeping with some fresh towels, which they kindly left outside the door. Don't think I ever saw her advertised in Cork again. BTW, she was an excellent escort.

Its all a bit 007 don't you think..!!!

[carlos marvado]

No!
I didn't.

dom

Luther has promised to donate some silverware when you finally do......he's big into incentives is Luther.