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    Santa how to cut down on escort expenses for the lads who work so hard

    So there i was thinking how could i spread the word to ye good folk on how to get cheap sex or whatever your into.

    Go into town and find yourself a hobo on the street, give them a few piss for beer like tiger or some other crap, pretend you care (awwh hows your ass is it cold on the ground lovvve). now thats shes all drunk really thats left is where to run the luas through her i wouldnt reccomend your car cause well the hobo is smelly so i reckon down a dark ally way that smells of piss :P its right down her street. After youve done the business just give her a pat on thr arse and 2euro for a happy meal

    Beating the recession with yours,

    The ladoooooo---oooo-o
    I like to think there's a sexyfukka in all of us.

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    How to cut down on escort expenses book a cheap flight to poland.
    Escorts over there are less than quarter the price of this shithole
    I would never pay for sex in ireland I go abroad 4 times a year and save myself a small fortune

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaddy View Post
    How to cut down on escort expenses book a cheap flight to poland.
    Escorts over there are less than quarter the price of this shithole
    I would never pay for sex in ireland I go abroad 4 times a year and save myself a small fortune
    --- Duh -- do you practice abstinence in between trips ?
    I go to Warsaw myself to " indulge" , but "all in" it is never a cost-saver.
    The cheapest "cut price pussy" I found is on website Another Friend, ---
    loads of horny like-minded women all up for it --- dont pussyfoot,just be brash
    they can only say yes or no.I am only an average guy, but have had several
    wild encounters from A/F .

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    In between trips I fuck my mates girlfriend we both share her.
    There's some gud polish escort sites lik Poland escort service. Escort ads . Polish escort call girls only at Roksa.pl
    just divide the price u see by 4.1 to get euro currency

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dub Lad View Post
    So there i was thinking how could i spread the word to ye good folk on how to get cheap sex or whatever your into.

    Go into town and find yourself a hobo on the street, give them a few piss for beer like tiger or some other crap, pretend you care (awwh hows your ass is it cold on the ground lovvve). now thats shes all drunk really thats left is where to run the luas through her i wouldnt reccomend your car cause well the hobo is smelly so i reckon down a dark ally way that smells of piss :P its right down her street. After youve done the business just give her a pat on thr arse and 2euro for a happy meal

    Beating the recession with yours,

    The ladoooooo---oooo-o
    hello ladooo.Nice to see you are good and heres hoping this post finds you in good health or at least better health than the last time you were here.You remember?Apparently not.Very nasty ladooooo we saw.You shouldnt be drinking ladoooooooo. Doesnt suit you besides those lemons in the rock shandies can create an allergic reaction.

    Nevertheless i am a forgiving soul ladooooooo unlike the public service who said that they will share the pain they will ,with unpaid sick leave and then we will see sickness dissappearing from the public service ladooooo wont we?

    Well you must be bitterly disappointed with the strike action being postponed again.Nothing like a day off for the daily stresses of the CSO is there but then again ladooooooo the buses could go on strike.Then where will you pick up a nice granny for yourself?

    Pain and stress throughout the public service or like i call them "The Pubic Service".I mean lack of stress to you guys is like strawberries without cream isnt it ladooooooo.

    How did college go ladoooooooo?Bet you halved your IQ and developed a drinking problem and a fetish for kicking over wheelie bins.

    By the way ladoooooooo,whats going up on the placard for the strike?West says easy on the ladoooo?The pubic service all the way?Be creative ladooo and speaking of creative i can visualise passing a man sitting on a bridge asking me for monay very soon.

    "any spare change sir?"

    "ah hello ladoooooo,hows life?Sorry to hear about the pubic service being dismantled ,not that it wasnt dismantled already."

    "heres five for you ladooooooo""no no keep the change ,all i have is a ten cent coin."


    hes stressed ,hes drunk,he nighttime on a granny.

    Hes the ladooooooo,
    Westside.

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    Hmm what i remember...pondering the previous... I remember taking one to many ballygowens and coming on e-i in the wee hours i think i pooped myself, i would tell you a story about how my life got flipped tun upside down and how i became the fresh prince of bel eire whatever..

    Yeah i know i was soo pissed they held off the strike for fuck sake some of s made plans to go up to the north for some shopping with college and work its a hard life this was to be my greta day off!! but sadly nope.

    Nah i have a new fetish these days begging escorts for their underwear for 60 squid each anyone want to donate!!?

    and don't be pissed at the public service!! you voted in this government and their policies that came with it ahhh benchmarking the porn of the 90's baby yeahh!!!

    Looking forward to the budget now un paid sick leave i gotta admit i couldnt stop laughing when that gobshite brian dobbo reported on the 6.01 you know what that is westie its the news ahhhh not the teletubbies im afraid sorry. Cant wait to see what more silly crap they come up with to reduce public pay..unpaid sick leave jaysus the government are eejits im happy though!!
    I like to think there's a sexyfukka in all of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dub Lad View Post

    Nah i have a new fetish these days begging escorts for their underwear for 60 squid each anyone want to donate!!?
    the ladoooooooo vs Ex P. Ex P loves stealing knickers and you pay so its a batter of the cgae for who gets the right for knickers. I can ref. I have no previous reffing experience but god knows i wont need it.A pre fight visit to the library would in stoe to pick up entertaining literature to keep my mind occupied while i ref.Ah i can visualise it now.

    This contest is for the World Knickers chapionship and is to fought over 3 rounds of 1 min duration.

    And in the blue cornor ,wearing the pink knickers,he hails from Limerick and stands 5-10 and weighs in at 165ibs,heres Ex P.

    And in the red cornor,from Dublin.Wearing the CSO shorts with matching yellow bands.He stands 5-11 and weighs in at 356 ibs.I give you the dub ladooooooooooooooo.

    And the referee from this bout ,Westside.

    You ready lads? Lets get it on.

    Well we are off here to this long awaited classic.Dubladdooooooo hits a sharp left jab and Ex P blocks inte............their to the floor.Ref is on top trying to seperate them.What a punch ,not sure who threw that one and another.Its a knockout,a double knockout.

    the ref calls fro a draw,
    Westside.

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