Playboy tv is such a load of crap.

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1. It's 40 euro for about SIX channels for a month. What a rip-off.

2. The channels don't even come on until after 8pm or 9pm at night.

3. The worst thing by far is that after all that they don't even SHOW EVERYTHING. They don't even show it properly! What a load of bollox. You pay for "hardcore" sex and you get what you might see on Movies4Men after dark. I thought that softcore nonsense where you can't see everything was finished with.

You can see that sometimes it would actually be hardcore, but they purposefully only take a part of the picture so that you can't see everything. Are we living in the middle ages or something?! That they're trying to censor what pornography a person watches after paying a premium for an adult channel??? Surely it can't be playboy themselves that do it.

4. The telephone number on the sky box is wrong. After calling up another international number I find out that you actually have to send off by written post to cancel your subscription. What a joke!!! Why are they doing it??? Obviously my subscription will go on until next month now. Unless it's something really good I couldn't even be arsed to watch it most of the time.

5. For a long time up until 2-3 years ago when they changed their scrambling system, you could get pirated actual hardcore pornography for free from the german and spanish channels.

1) You could see everything, nothing was left to the imagination.
2) They had stories in them, they were all in german/spanish but I made do.
3) Brilliantly directed, like a real movie. If you got bored you could just flick the channel and it would be gauranteed there would be hardcore action. There was one movie called The Erotik Adventures of Hansell and Gretel and the choreography and everything was so brilliant, even though that was actually a fairly softcore one it was so good that it didn't matter!!!
4) They would have orgies of 10+ people sometimes. And you could get about 12 channels, including two gay ones ninebythree.
5) Their fetish would be like medieval castles, and dressed up oldstyle, and chains, and for example one guy dressed from head to toe except for a raging penis who was running after a nun who finally gave in and they both fucked each other like crazy. Playboy tv fetish is like put two chavs in a room and one is wearing leather boots, it's a joke.

I miss those times.